Opponents really bugging you? 50 ways to bug 'em back!

[Gaffer1991]

I would do these only at a tournament for two resons:
*I would get bared from Gamesworkshop if the manger wasnt there(he likes me)
*And at a tournament people take things too serious....it would be funny and it would lighting up the place :P

[haruspex]

That is some seriously funny erm, stuff, there

[Mr. Pedantic]

Have any of you seen Patton?
Bring a rubber glove to your games
If any units break morale, take them aside, turn your back to your opponent, and slap them silly.
Put them back onto the table, saying sorry.

[Visba]

This one will only work on city terrain:

Claim that the city is your units hometown. Identify every building and street. Then order your units to take up positions, using the building and street names. Claim your army cannot lose because they know the terrain, and accuse your opponent of cheating if he wins.

[Amon-Chakay]

hahahahaha really funny i'm going to do that thisn of asking what game im plaiyng and hit him with a hammer hahahahaha XDDDDD