54. Insist that your troops arive via Thunderhawk. Inform your oponent that said ship will kill them. Run and hide if he says he will turn it to chaos.
i saw this off another site i think it was warhammer 40k jokes there as a page full of them but still it made me laugh again and i don't play TT
Imagine you noticed some termites over at your neighbors house, and instead of warning him about it, you just burn down his house because of the slight possibility that those termites might someday move over to your home. That's the Eldar for you.-Aquila
i hope your not claiming these as your own cause you know we like to call that a crime, i have seen these b4
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i hope your not claiming these as your own cause you know we like to call that a crime, i have seen these b4
Where did I say I came up with them myself? Anyways, I loved them, and I came up with the Khorne one. Besides, this forum needed some humor, don't ya think?
"Your mind has been been transported back in time...and to Mars." - Abraham Lincoln
Don't bathe or shower for a few weeks and get sick so you are always caughing on the peices, and getting mucus and phlegm on your opponent's. When he asks why you aren't home getting better tell him your are just getting really into being the skaven and playing clan pestilence.
Don't bathe or shower for a few weeks and get sick so you are always caughing on the peices, and getting mucus and phlegm on your opponent's. When he asks why you aren't home getting better tell him your are just getting really into being the skaven and playing clan pestilence.
or your a desiple of Nurgle, eather Hordes of Chaos or Death Guard with the Mark of Nurgle on your forehead
I am the Black Apostle and Steward of the Black Thread
Take all your HQ units aside before each turn and discuss your next moves with them.
Mid way through the game do this again but begin an argument with them, getting louder and louder screaming things like "but thats suicide" or "don't you care about the men at all?" "have you no conscience?" etc untill your opponet askes if your ok, then tell him that you are relieving your general of his command because he has disregarded the safty of his command, say your taking over then climb onto the table and start barking orders to your army.
The Emperor Protects If I've helped you use the scales
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Re: Opponents really bugging you? 50 ways to bug 'em back! 
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Anyways, I loved them, and I came up with the Khorne one. Besides, this forum needed some humor, don't ya think? 
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