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Old May 22nd, 2006   #1
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Okay, im bored, so here's this. I want YOU to post up really to not very funny things youv heard about warhammer 40000, history or TT. Okay, here's mine:

We all know the emperor is half dead, but what we dont know is that he has no body no more - he is just a brain in the jar, dubbed the golden throne. Day in, day out, the Emepror cries to his Adeptus Custodes "BRING ME PIE!!", and day in, day out, he doesnt g et it. Instead he gets the crappy tassting, low fat, sriveled up, old psyckers. for 10 killennia he has cried BRING ME PIE!! but alas, it has never, and probably will never happen/.......

aww... poor emperor
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Old May 22nd, 2006   #2
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what the hell i ant followin you hear about this pie thing and pie sucks

and i also dotn get what u tryin to say

Use the Edit button next time.
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Old May 22nd, 2006   #3
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Thanks to kark for ruining the comedy value of this thead and not understanding english.
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Old May 22nd, 2006   #4
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well that lasted long...

orks are plants.....hehehe....
you could be growing orks in ur ward and u might not even now it and in the future they will take over the planet!
NO PITY!
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Old May 22nd, 2006   #5
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yeah,thanxkark.......

yeah, lets all go down to our localgardening centre and by some Ork seeds. Next day "crap - we gota giant greenskintryin to kill us!"
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Old May 23rd, 2006   #6
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Chaos Marines. Heretics? Or just drunk?
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Old May 23rd, 2006   #7
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i think its wierd how sqiggoths and grots actually have the exact same DNA, what they grow up as depends entirely on where they grow so one grot could die and release spores from which a hundred squiggoths grow
i was the boy next doors imaginary friend
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Old May 23rd, 2006   #8
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there emperor isnt a brain, he has got a body.look in the w40k rulebooks
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well space marines are mutants !!! they are mutated with ?21? stupid oargans, they can spit acid (viper mutants!), gain knowledge of creatures they eat (insect mutants!!), they change skin color wen exposed to high radiation (chameleon mutants!!!), they see in darknes (cat mutants!!!!), and i'm almost sure that they love eachother more than name Brother Marine may sugest. blach...
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Old May 23rd, 2006   #10
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Emperor just a bunch of bones on the golden throne. where mine

"If the Orks new science we would be f**ked!"
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