| The One and Only | May 16th, 2007 08:47 AM | Ronald MacDonald - 10th Century Pagan Warlord Warning: The following is completely untrue, just in case you were wondering.
So you think that Ronald MacDonald is a clown designed as an advertising front for a fast food market do you? How wrong you are. In the 10th century, the Scottish Highlands were terrorised by the pagan warlord, Ronald MacDonald. The fast-food chain, MacDonalds is in reality a funding campaign fo this pagan cult. They entise people to spend large amounts of money on horribly unhealthy food, in order to clear possible resistance to the final stage of the plan: The Resurrection Of Ronald MacDonald.
Now for thepurpose of this post... Err, this is a model request... You can see why I decided to write that story rather than make the request immediately. I have a very hastily made photoshop drawing of Ronald MacDonald, and can explain his costume in more detail. Would anyone be willing to try this? http://img504.imageshack.us/img504/5...lordhf3.th.jpg |