What if game (Star Trek version)

[Tricorder]

Ok, since the Death Star forum has it, it's only fair that we Trekkies get it too. Rules of the game are the same. Someone asks a what if based question (Star Trek related, ofcourse) and someone gives the serious or a funny answer. Star Trek related, ofcourse. Make sure to ask only what if based questions! I will delete every post that violates this simple rule. See this thread if you don't know what I'm talking about:

What if game.

So, let's see how many players we can get here. I'll start:

Q: What if Jean-Luc Picard wasn't bald?

[Nitegriffin]

A: Data couldn't draw starmap sketch on his head when they're running low on LCDs...
Q: What if Ensign Munro woudn't be forced to choose ONE of the lawdies?

[Tricorder]

A: He'd take them all.
Q: What if Starfleet ships had consoles that doesn't explode when someone sneezes on them?

[Nitegriffin]

A: That would be against the the Starship Constructors Guideline Chapter 2 'How to create fancy firework with minimal budget' ....
Q: What if shield generators couldn't be taken out first, when shields are up?

[Tricorder]

A: They would find some stupid reason to lower the shields just long enough to allow enemy to take out the Shield Generator.
Q: What if Kirk wasn't so horny?

[Nitegriffin]

A: Millions of female entities across the Universe would be sooo disappointed
Q: What if Data were the Ladiesman?

[Tricorder]

A: He would hit on Doctor Crusher.
Q: What if Lore joined Starfleet?

[Aerilon]

A: Him and Data would repeatedly do double acts all the time, which would confuse every opposition into submission and surrender.

Q: What if the Prometheus could split into not three, but nine different modules?

[Jetfreak]

A: Not happening, ST was always lacking in the VFX arena. Well, until now...(See XI)

Q: What if Kirk survived in ST: Generations.

[Tricorder]

A: Picard would rip out what little hair he's got left.
Q: What if Janeway taught Seven of Nine to drink coffee every day?