What if game (Star Trek version)

[judgeking]

Originally Posted by Tricorder

A: Picard would rip out what little hair he's got left.
Q: What if Janeway taught Seven of Nine to drink coffee every day?

A: Then Seven would be doing laps around the ship and die from cardiac arrest.

Q: What if Janeway wasn't a genocidal bitch.

[Tricorder]

A: She would be a homocidal whore.
Q: What if Kira shot Gul Dukat when she had a chance?

[Nitegriffin]

-Doc, lifesign sensors are picking up serious cardiac failure in that thread, Q & A veins are engorged, we need to shock the subject!
- Charge defibrillator to 300W right frakkin' now!

Spoiler:

Inject 50mg Answer now!

A: Odo would accidently leave false evidence on the scene, (just to save Kira from all those prejudiced Cardassian judges who demand UFP to investigate that terrible crime ) while O'Brian would attempting to escape Kira thru that fancy giant cogwheel airlock...Of course, Sisko (who arrives to DS9 just in the meanwhile) would find no departuring shuttle to report...All hands are clear

Inject Question right away! Make is s(h)o(w) ()

Q: What if Starfleet Captains weren't wasting time with opening hailing frequency?

Doc, I think we made it...Heartbeat monitor reads improving lifesings...

Spoiler:

[Tricorder]

It's alive! It's alive! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...

A: They would use that time to charge Phasers and load Torpedo Tubes instead.

Q: What if Klingons openly supported Maquis?

[Nitegriffin]

A: Chakotay would have a little more warrior behaviour in his veins
Q: What if Klingons were the most peaceful race in the whole Universe?

[Tricorder]

A: Vulcans would be blood-thirsty savages.
Q: What if Mr. T became a Starfleet Officer?

[Nitegriffin]

A: He wouldn't waste his time on hailing frequency and such, only would ask: Are you fool?! Then would launch a Steamrunner sized snickers on the enemy with the comment, 'you're a discgrace to *insert race name here* !'

Q: What if Harry Kim weren't so polite when 7/9 turned him down?

[Tricorder]

A: He would throw himself at her and say resistance is futile!

Q: What if the Starfleet Captains actually used their weapons when attacked instead of waiting for half an hour until enemy disables half the ship and then giving order to fire Phasers a bit (if at all)?

[Nitegriffin]

A: Ent-E weren't be so easily pwned by those Idryll ships...Returning fire with ONE single turret with the order not to blast them to hell?! I just found it so disgraceful..(Hence i couldn't resist to bring a little more destruction into the deal )

Q: What if Exoskeletons were held as a pets aboard Romulan ships?

[Tricorder]

Don't you mean Exomorphs?

A: Romulans would eventually start wondering what taste are they like and eat them.
Q: What if the Borg weren't linked into the Collective stupidity? As Riker said; if one walks off the cliff, they all do.