What if game (Star Trek version)

[Tricorder]

A: He wouldn't need to take a shower afterwards.

Q: What if there were no mirrors aboard the Starfleet ships?

[Uwsar-Hat-Anupuw]

A: Troi would look more butt ugly then the time she was a Romulan!
Q: What if the Warhammer universe invaded the star trek universe?!

[Tricorder]

A: Star Trek universe would cloak itself and divert the Warhammer universe to the Star Wars universe.

Q: What if the Borg ships were haunted?

[Uwsar-Hat-Anupuw]

A: Then Halloween would turn into borgween
Q: What if the Edo men where Gay yet there where only 1 man and shitload of women?

[Tricorder]

A: That man would curse their "God" (as they called that thing in space that watched over them) for screwing him up like that.

Q: What if Captain Kirk was gay?

[Vjeko1701]

A: He would explore strange new holes, seek out new butts and new cracks, would go where no one has gone before.

Q: What if Vulcans had normal ears and strange chin.

[Tricorder]

A: Humans would refer to them as chinheads.

Q: What if Count Dracula became a Starfleet Officer?

[Uwsar-Hat-Anupuw]

A: He wouldn't be able to impale people, instead he would impale them with shit uh Phaser? (I had no idea where I was going with it)
Q: What if Worf was gay?

[Tricorder]

A: All males on the Enterprise would be too weak for him, so he would hit on Data.

Q: What if Chakotay shot Curneth before he could use Neurolytic emitter on Kellin? (Unforgettable)

[Shuttlebay 2]

A: He and Kellin would get married and have babies and he would leave Seven of Nine extremely disappointed. So disappointed, that she'd get back to the Borg collective and make it her life's work to assimilate Voyager. But since the Borg remove individuality, she can't complete her task. But the Borg now have her knowlage and assimilate Voyager anyway.

Q: What if the Enterprise-E had been at the battle of sector 001 since it commenced?