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5786244 FilesNews Issue #01 2016 Serio February 20th, 2016 11:14 AM Welcome to the first edition of FilesNews for 2016, your only source for the truth! Madness or Genius? Mad Mikey B, of Parlancia and 30DayChallenges fame, has been spotted in his Dublin basement tinkering with metallic objects. When approached for a comment, Mr. Mikey brushed our reporter off and called us 'vindictive vandals', commencing a tangent on the corruption journalism and our lack of 'integrity'. Our reporter is currently being seen to by a doctor, after a large bottle of guinness was found in his backside. The Search for Red Menace The symbol of spam itself, the man of the Red Thread and the movement behind it, is still missing. Mr. Menace hasn't been seen for almost six months now. His last reported sighting was outside an Amsterdam brothel with a suspicious looking figure by his side. At FilesNews, we strive to give you the best, and only the best, news. A private investigator, a detective Black, has been put on the case. New Legislation from the Games Imperium? As the consulate meets under the banner of FileTrekker, rumours circulate of a new legislation aimed at cracking down on the underground cat-fur trade going on in the Pub. When approached for a comment, spokesperson Smek had this to say; 'Comment on the legislation to ban you from the sdk is basically wetting his pants in excitement.' That's all for this issue of FilesNews. And remember; we're your only source for the truth! 5786265 Re: FilesNews Issue #01 2016 Serio February 20th, 2016 05:21 PM Six hours and no comments? You all suck. 5786267 Re: FilesNews Issue #01 2016 FileTrekker February 20th, 2016 05:49 PM Your journalistic integrity is brought into doubt when you use Smek as a source. 5786269 Re: FilesNews Issue #01 2016 Serio February 20th, 2016 05:58 PM In the future, I will make sure my sources remain anonymous, so as to not suffer your slanderous accusations! 5786271 Re: FilesNews Issue #01 2016 FileTrekker February 20th, 2016 06:03 PM I can spot an anonymised Smek quote a mile away. 5786272 Re: FilesNews Issue #01 2016 Serio February 20th, 2016 06:09 PM No you can't. 5786273 Re: FilesNews Issue #01 2016 FileTrekker February 20th, 2016 06:17 PM Try me. 5786275 Re: FilesNews Issue #01 2016 Serio February 20th, 2016 06:27 PM I've progressed into the desk. 5786276 Re: FilesNews Issue #01 2016 FileTrekker February 20th, 2016 06:40 PM Not Smek. 5786277 Re: FilesNews Issue #01 2016 Serio February 20th, 2016 06:43 PM  Wrong.
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