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FilesNews Issue #01 2016 Welcome to the first edition of FilesNews for 2016, your only source for the truth! Madness or Genius? Mad Mikey B, of Parlancia and 30DayChallenges fame, has been spotted in his Dublin basement tinkering with metallic objects. When approached for a comment, Mr. Mikey brushed our reporter off and called us 'vindictive vandals', commencing a tangent on the corruption journalism and our lack of 'integrity'. Our reporter is currently being seen to by a doctor, after a large bottle of guinness was found in his backside. The Search for Red Menace The symbol of spam itself, the man of the Red Thread and the movement behind it, is still missing. Mr. Menace hasn't been seen for almost six months now. His last reported sighting was outside an Amsterdam brothel with a suspicious looking figure by his side. At FilesNews, we strive to give you the best, and only the best, news. A private investigator, a detective Black, has been put on the case. New Legislation from the Games Imperium? As the consulate meets under the banner of FileTrekker, rumours circulate of a new legislation aimed at cracking down on the underground cat-fur trade going on in the Pub. When approached for a comment, spokesperson Smek had this to say; 'Comment on the legislation to ban you from the sdk is basically wetting his pants in excitement.' That's all for this issue of FilesNews. And remember; we're your only source for the truth! |
Re: FilesNews Issue #01 2016 Six hours and no comments? You all suck. |
Re: FilesNews Issue #01 2016 Your journalistic integrity is brought into doubt when you use Smek as a source. |
Re: FilesNews Issue #01 2016 In the future, I will make sure my sources remain anonymous, so as to not suffer your slanderous accusations! |
Re: FilesNews Issue #01 2016 I can spot an anonymised Smek quote a mile away. |
Re: FilesNews Issue #01 2016 No you can't. |
Re: FilesNews Issue #01 2016 Try me. |
Re: FilesNews Issue #01 2016 I've progressed into the desk. |
Re: FilesNews Issue #01 2016 Not Smek. |
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Re: FilesNews Issue #01 2016 Also, your news is out of date. Official Starfleet records say Red Menace is dead, killed by an angry Nausicaan shoving a knife through his heart. |
Re: FilesNews Issue #01 2016 It's like no one can hear me. |
Re: FilesNews Issue #01 2016 Did somebody post just now? |
Re: FilesNews Issue #01 2016 assertion compilation |
Re: FilesNews Issue #01 2016 Nah. |
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Re: FilesNews Issue #01 2016 Silberio has turned into a bot. |
Re: FilesNews Issue #01 2016 At least he didn't use comic sans. |
Re: FilesNews Issue #01 2016 "private investigator Black" posted by Serio. Hmm... Sirius Black is back!? |
Re: FilesNews Issue #01 2016 This is libel! That reporter STOLE that Guinness. WHO DO I INVOICE FOR THIS?! |
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Re: FilesNews Issue #01 2016 I have been waiting 2 business days for invoice payment. Expect to hear from my |
Re: FilesNews Issue #01 2016 Better call Smek. |
Re: FilesNews Issue #01 2016 [21:56] <Mikey> Smek, I sent an invoice two business days ago. SHOULD I CALL SAUL?! [21:56] <Smek> Mikey: Oh plenty for that clip i sent an invoice two business days ago. [21:56] <Mikey> Smek, I'm just gonna pretend you said "Better Call Saul" [21:56] <Smek> Mikey: City planners give me a few days compiling a list is at 2% and said "better call saul. [21:56] <Mikey> Cheers. |
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