England and Canada are now at war.

[FileTrekker]

Canada has declared war on The Disunited Queendom of Great Briton, more specifically, the English.

In a statement delivered to King FileTrekker of England, the representative of the Canadian Land of Stoners, His Right Privy to the Council of Potheads, Schofield, said;

"I hate all English people, especially FileTrekker. I wish to slain them all. I do not consider the English people a race. I deny them even their most basic rights under the Geneva convention. FileTrekker will die."

Schofield, who has come under intense scrutiny before for his sordid ass-tickling parties while in office, has long been suspected of being racist and spiting racial hatrid, often in alliance with Ireland's Black and Tans.

The position of Bielorus in the conflict has yet to be determined. While two great nations prepare for war, the world waits with baited breath for a statement from Queen Silberio of Land of Not Drog.

--- END STATEMENT ---

[Schofield]

I guarantee you Bielorus is on my side. For that matter, so is Iraqfrica.

[FileTrekker]

Should Glorious nation of Bielorus take sides with Canada, there will be a significant loss of economic stability within Bielorus, as regular shipments of not drog to the Disunited Queendom cease.

[Dipship]

I'm gonna go with Cascadia.

[Lysdestic]

+1 for Cascadia.

[FileTrekker]

+1 for Cardassia.

Spoiler:

[Lindale]

Is he related to Kim Cardassian?

[Lord Rumpuss V]

I have no dog in this fight.


*Secretly sends 40 WW2 vintage zero fighter planes to Canada*

[Silberio]

the great proud nation of bielorus of wish to stay in neutrality but will offer help if need to comrade of disunited queendom of england

this not mean declaration of war (of disregard regards embargo on canada nation) but aid mission in form of not drog, not assault rifles, not T-80 tank and not ammunition of direct sending from not bielorussian industry to the courtesy of king falkktr

also supply of food made by 5000 babushka for soldier (may contain not drog to disregard of battle fatigue)

we of wish best in endeavor and soldier, plane (plane in need of spare parts: wings, rotors, engine, pilot not addicted to not drog) and tank at disposal of our dear comrades

regards from bielorus

[Superfluous Curmudgeon]

Typical.