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FileTrekker February 13th, 2016 08:28 PM

England and Canada are now at war.
 
Canada has declared war on The Disunited Queendom of Great Briton, more specifically, the English.

In a statement delivered to King FileTrekker of England, the representative of the Canadian Land of Stoners, His Right Privy to the Council of Potheads, Schofield, said;

"I hate all English people, especially FileTrekker. I wish to slain them all. I do not consider the English people a race. I deny them even their most basic rights under the Geneva convention. FileTrekker will die."

Schofield, who has come under intense scrutiny before for his sordid ass-tickling parties while in office, has long been suspected of being racist and spiting racial hatrid, often in alliance with Ireland's Black and Tans.

The position of Bielorus in the conflict has yet to be determined. While two great nations prepare for war, the world waits with baited breath for a statement from Queen Silberio of Land of Not Drog.

--- END STATEMENT ---

Schofield February 13th, 2016 08:30 PM

Re: England and Canada are now at war.
 
I guarantee you Bielorus is on my side. For that matter, so is Iraqfrica.

FileTrekker February 13th, 2016 08:32 PM

Re: England and Canada are now at war.
 
Should Glorious nation of Bielorus take sides with Canada, there will be a significant loss of economic stability within Bielorus, as regular shipments of not drog to the Disunited Queendom cease.

Dipship February 13th, 2016 09:08 PM

Re: England and Canada are now at war.
 
I'm gonna go with Cascadia.

Lysdestic February 13th, 2016 09:32 PM

Re: England and Canada are now at war.
 
+1 for Cascadia.

FileTrekker February 13th, 2016 09:48 PM

Re: England and Canada are now at war.
 
+1 for Cardassia.


Lindale February 13th, 2016 10:14 PM

Re: England and Canada are now at war.
 
Is he related to Kim Cardassian?

Lord Rumpuss V February 14th, 2016 02:53 AM

Re: England and Canada are now at war.
 
I have no dog in this fight.


*Secretly sends 40 WW2 vintage zero fighter planes to Canada*

Silberio February 14th, 2016 03:53 AM

Re: England and Canada are now at war.
 
the great proud nation of bielorus of wish to stay in neutrality but will offer help if need to comrade of disunited queendom of england

this not mean declaration of war (of disregard regards embargo on canada nation) but aid mission in form of not drog, not assault rifles, not T-80 tank and not ammunition of direct sending from not bielorussian industry to the courtesy of king falkktr

also supply of food made by 5000 babushka for soldier (may contain not drog to disregard of battle fatigue)

we of wish best in endeavor and soldier, plane (plane in need of spare parts: wings, rotors, engine, pilot not addicted to not drog) and tank at disposal of our dear comrades

regards from bielorus

Superfluous Curmudgeon February 14th, 2016 09:44 AM

Re: England and Canada are now at war.
 
Typical.

Serio February 14th, 2016 10:09 AM

Re: England and Canada are now at war.
 
Your statement format sucks.

Silberio February 14th, 2016 02:34 PM

Re: England and Canada are now at war.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Serio (Post 5785632)
Your statement format sucks.

you are on drog

regards embargo in effect

no regards from bielorus

regards frm bielorus

Serio February 14th, 2016 03:28 PM

Re: England and Canada are now at war.
 
My brain is fuck.

Blame Silby.

FileTrekker February 14th, 2016 03:44 PM

Re: England and Canada are now at war.
 
is definate not effect of not not drog

Lord Rumpuss V February 14th, 2016 04:41 PM

Re: England and Canada are now at war.
 
So when does this war actually begin?

Lindale February 14th, 2016 05:43 PM

Re: England and Canada are now at war.
 
As soon as Canada gets an Army.

Lord Rumpuss V February 14th, 2016 07:10 PM

Re: England and Canada are now at war.
 
They already have enough Mounties for that.


What they lack are obsolete Korean war era saber jets and Pershing tanks that I did not secretly sent them.

Lindale February 14th, 2016 10:01 PM

Re: England and Canada are now at war.
 
Mounties are mall cops. All they do is stand there, and yell "Stop it!"

Lord Rumpuss V February 14th, 2016 10:03 PM

Re: England and Canada are now at war.
 
Yeah they yell "stop it" alot while equipped with an rpg.

Silberio February 14th, 2016 10:34 PM

Re: England and Canada are now at war.
 
Whereas the US Army generals and government organizations yell "IT'S A PRANK BRO IT'S JUST A PRANK"

Lord Rumpuss V February 14th, 2016 10:36 PM

Re: England and Canada are now at war.
 
Ahh the PRANKS. Those Lovable people from PRANCE.

Silberio February 14th, 2016 10:39 PM

Re: England and Canada are now at war.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Lord Rumpuss V (Post 5785735)
Ahh the PRANKS. Those Lovable people from PRANCE.

Coming from the great Prankish empire with roots in the Nando'saxon tribes, before the Mongolian bbq archers arrived

FileTrekker February 14th, 2016 11:24 PM

Re: England and Canada are now at war.
 
Those Cheeky Nando'saxons.

Mr. Mikey February 15th, 2016 01:36 PM

Re: England and Canada are now at war.
 
fucking nandos

Jeff February 16th, 2016 07:32 AM

Re: England and Canada are now at war.
 
All I know is this is the biggest war where "I'm sorry" is used as a primary offensive tool against the opposing side.

Lindale February 16th, 2016 05:48 PM

Re: England and Canada are now at war.
 
And to think this war started over who has the better beer. Cheap Canadian beer versus delicious Guinness that is not even English.

Nittany Tiger February 16th, 2016 06:06 PM

Re: England and Canada are now at war.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Jeff (Post 5785899)
All I know is this is the biggest war where "I'm sorry" is used as a primary offensive tool against the opposing side.


Raptor_101 February 18th, 2016 10:13 PM

Re: England and Canada are now at war.
 
pilot frm bielorus not addicted to not drog reporting


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