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Toph	May 21st, 2014 10:00 AM

I ate eggs for breakfast

French toast, actually.

Schofield

May 21st, 2014 10:49 AM

Re: I ate eggs for breakfast

lyk wumn ogs

Uchuujin

May 21st, 2014 10:53 AM

Re: I ate eggs for breakfast

I wish I could make french toast, but it's late, I have no eggs and I'm tired.

Ryojin

May 21st, 2014 10:55 AM

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Primarch Vulkan

May 21st, 2014 12:13 PM

Re: I ate eggs for breakfast

I devour the unborn on a daily bases!

f

eggs!

Silberio

May 21st, 2014 12:51 PM

Re: I ate eggs for breakfast

DEVOUR THE UNBORN

Mr. Matt

May 21st, 2014 01:10 PM

Re: I ate eggs for breakfast

I ate French toast for breakfast once.

Then armed police burst into my house and arrested me for allegedly attacking French people with a flamethrower and eating them.

Toph	May 21st, 2014 01:19 PM

Re: I ate eggs for breakfast

Were they right

Primarch Vulkan

May 21st, 2014 01:49 PM

Re: I ate eggs for breakfast

Pulverizing the children
Inside the rotten womb
Blood erupts from your c*nt
Consuming the dead infant
My mind is broken now
Vomit forth the fetal remains

Toph	May 21st, 2014 02:06 PM

Re: I ate eggs for breakfast

.........wtf

Mr. Matt

May 21st, 2014 02:30 PM

Re: I ate eggs for breakfast

Quote:

Originally Posted by Toph (Post 5737479)

Were they right

Yes, but it's the principle of the thing.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Toph (Post 5737487)

.........wtf

That's PV. You've been here before, right?

Toph	May 21st, 2014 02:54 PM

Re: I ate eggs for breakfast

Yeah but I think he's getting looser

Primarch Vulkan

May 21st, 2014 02:57 PM

Re: I ate eggs for breakfast

Quote:

Originally Posted by Toph (Post 5737494)

Yeah but I think he's getting looser

Your talking about my arse right?

Toph	May 21st, 2014 03:07 PM

Re: I ate eggs for breakfast

Would I be right?

Primarch Vulkan

May 21st, 2014 03:18 PM

Re: I ate eggs for breakfast

Quote:

Originally Posted by Toph (Post 5737502)

Would I be right?

well....

Spoiler:

Toph	May 21st, 2014 03:45 PM

Re: I ate eggs for breakfast

Giggity

Adrian Ţepeş

May 21st, 2014 04:41 PM

Re: I ate eggs for breakfast

I once ate Biiviz for breakfast. He yolked everywhere.

Toph	May 21st, 2014 06:28 PM

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Sounds hot!

I was really hoping he'd see my eggs and post :(

Biiviz

May 22nd, 2014 01:32 AM

Re: I ate eggs for breakfast

I was gonna post a picture of a girl with egg whites on her face, but I think I've used up all my get-out-of-ban free cards... so here's another type of happy ending:

http://i.imgur.com/t5nph8C.jpg

Adrian Ţepeş

May 22nd, 2014 01:35 AM

Re: I ate eggs for breakfast

Wiggle jiggle, yellow middle. That's the best of what you are!

Toph	May 22nd, 2014 07:55 AM

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Yay!

Mr. Matt

May 22nd, 2014 10:38 AM

Re: I ate eggs for breakfast

Quote:

Originally Posted by Adrian Ţepeş (Post 5737526)

Wiggle jiggle, yellow middle. That's the best of what you are!

... the fuck did I just read?

Biiviz

May 22nd, 2014 11:09 AM

Re: I ate eggs for breakfast

The lyrics

Primarch Vulkan

May 22nd, 2014 12:20 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Adrian Ţepeş (Post 5737505)

I once ate Biiviz for breakfast. He yolked everywhere.

I find this arousing tell me more.

Silberio

May 23rd, 2014 07:34 AM

Re: I ate eggs for breakfast

Quote:

Originally Posted by Primarch Vulkan (Post 5737564)

I find this arousing tell me more.

Biviiz' shell became stiffer and perkier as the moist from the velvety steam that caressed his yolk.

Toph	May 23rd, 2014 07:48 AM

Re: I ate eggs for breakfast

My right one is perkier

Ryojin

May 23rd, 2014 09:42 AM

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wat

Primarch Vulkan

May 23rd, 2014 09:48 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Einherjar Silberio (Post 5737617)

Biviiz' shell became stiffer and perkier as the moist from the velvety steam that caressed his yolk.

http://www.quickmeme.com/img/78/78f4...82c86d44ad.jpg
http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/...iel_I_CAME.jpg

Ryojin

May 23rd, 2014 12:12 PM

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:fap:

Dewey

May 23rd, 2014 06:37 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Ryojin (Post 5737636)

:fap:

I didn't know you went to college at Michigan Tech.

http://i.xstend.com/hdyu7hzgmd4_J.jpg

Dipship

May 23rd, 2014 06:42 PM

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Yeah, it's not hair and garbage blocking the drain, it's your ropey semen.

Silberio

May 23rd, 2014 11:47 PM

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http://media.giphy.com/media/ScZzMlETdv9mg/giphy.gif

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