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Uchuujin

May 21st, 2014 04:49 AM

Testosterone Bot....

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The daily use of [insert chemical here] rapidly increases muscles and testosterone levels throughout your body. As a result of which Arginine and vitamins gets converted into testosterone; which is instantly available for your body to use it in maximizing strength. In this process, an additional flow of blood increases oxygen that makes your muscles contract at an increased rate. This whole process helps make you feel more youthful and energetic.go here for review==>>[insert link here]

So basically you become the Hulk except you're not green and the testosterone force-grows a beard? I don't get it.

DarthParrot, is the science of this bot sound?

Ryojin

May 21st, 2014 05:54 AM

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TestosteroneBot thinks people here are not manly enough.

DarthParrot

May 21st, 2014 08:43 AM

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Depends, what chemical is it that they expect you to consume everyday?

Toph	May 21st, 2014 08:59 AM

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Spironolactone

Go ahead, take lots of it Uchujin, it works wonders I swear

DarthParrot

May 21st, 2014 09:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Toph (Post 5737425)

Spironolactone

Go ahead, take lots of it Uchujin, it works wonders I swear

Well, that makes total sense considering that Spironolactone is essentially testosterone plus two functional groups.

Testosterone:

Spoiler:

Spironolactone:

Spoiler:

In Spironolacetone, the upper penta-acetate group and the lower sulfer group could both be chopped off by oxidative and reductive processes respectively to make testosterone.

Even if that doesn't happen in the body, the shape of Spironolactone is a close enough analogue that it may still interact with the same enzymes that testosterone does. Their stereochemistry is essentially identical.

Toph	May 21st, 2014 09:48 AM

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In fact it does, my good parrot, and in fact it beats testosterone in the popularity contest, decreasing serum testosterone and DHT levels.

In fact.

Foehunter82

May 21st, 2014 09:52 AM

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In fact: This is turning into a Nobel academic study.

Toph	May 21st, 2014 09:59 AM

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Parrot did most of the work in our pioneering sciencing, but I'm going to write my name first in the list of authors and claim to be the PI, just like in real science.

Foehunter82

May 21st, 2014 10:07 AM

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And, DarthParrot will become Heisenberg in a few years' time.

Mr. Matt

May 21st, 2014 10:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Uchuujin (Post 5737407)

So basically you become the Hulk except you're not green and the testosterone force-grows a beard? I don't get it.

DarthParrot, is the science of this bot sound?

I reckon turning green is probably the only effect it has.

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Originally Posted by Ryojin (Post 5737410)

TestosteroneBot thinks people here are not manly enough.

Shows what it knows. We're fucking BEASTS. Rawr etc.

Uchuujin

May 21st, 2014 10:38 AM

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We ought to make a DarthParrot fanclub just so we can have a dose of awesome scibabble every day.

Ryojin

May 21st, 2014 10:58 AM

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Darth:fap:ot.

Uchuujin

May 21st, 2014 12:08 PM

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I found the chemical, it's called Prolexin IGF-1. What can you tell us, DarthParrot?

Toph	May 21st, 2014 02:55 PM

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Sorry we only have spiro here

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