August 3rd, 2013
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Join Date: June 25th, 2003 Location: Red's Pleasure Palace Status: Spamming Rep Power: 30 | Re: "You can help save a child's life" I went to a gay bar once.
Myself and 2 friends, all being rednecks from a small town, decided to go to the city and do a bar crawl. We got a hotel room first and then proceeded to hit the streets and sample the wares from every establishment we could find.
Eventually we were blackout drunk because I don't remember where all we went but at some point we decided we'd had enough and it was time to return to the hotel to pass out.
But this I do remember: on the way back we got thirsty and so we popped into a place called 'The Castle Pub'. The place was mostly empty, which was strange for a Friday night, but whatever, we headed for the bar.
"Three pints please!" we asked. The bartender responded with an overly flamboyant lisp "You guyth know thith ith a gay bar don't you?"
"Nope".
We looked around. There was three midgets at the arcade machines staring at us and a couple tall goth types at the pool table, also looking at us.
"You guyth thtill want your drinkth?" the bartender asked.
"Yup".
We paid, chugged the pints standing right there, slammed down the glasses and left. |
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Last edited by Dipship; August 3rd, 2013 at 07:31 AM.
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