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Pretty fucking right.

There are more important things than deciding what to call red or pink. The only one I'd defend is Deep Purple, because that's... Good stuff.

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It is a well-known fact that women can see 50 more shades of grey than men.

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ALL men see in only 16 colours, like the Windows default settings. So why do women insist on asking us which pair of blue shoes (out of 40+ pairs) match their dress?

If that is not bad enough. I mean really....40+ pairs of shoes? 10 pairs of each colour? If that is not wasteful, I don't know what is. Men own four pairs of shoes, maximum. And ALL of them are either black or brown, no exceptions.
1. Slippers for lounging in the recliner.
2. Casual outside shoes, for mowing the lawn, strolling about the hardware store, etc....
3. Combat boots or steel-toe boots for our job.
4. Dress shoes for when the boss wants a board meeting.


Just grab the shoes which are appropriate for the situation, and go. Problem solved.

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We'll, my gf says 10 pair of shoes is too much already, but I insist on that she should get more high heels... MORE.

But in my case, 2 pair of dress shoes, and two pair of combat boots (One for everyday wear, the other for heavy duty).

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Puns are lost on you people.

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Wrong.

Real men can pull off high heels and not feel emasculated.

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High heels were originally worn by horsemen as early spurs.

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Riles I miss you, talk to me on Steam.

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What's wrong with my amazing conversation?