How many times a week do you masturbate?

[Schofield]

Originally Posted by Authuran

The great part is that the amount of time you don't jerk off correlates directly opposite to the time that it takes to reach climax. Or something like that.

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[Mr. Matt]

Originally Posted by Schofield

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The longer you go without getting laid, the less time you'll last when you finally do.

[Toph]

OI! Who added infinity!

MOD ABUSE! MOD ABUSE! MOD ABUSE!

[Authuran]

Originally Posted by Einherjar Silberio

Authuran, he's asexual.

A sexual what?

[Toph]

I think getting a splinter in my hand is a more exciting prospect than sex. It's fun to watch it heal. Though, some asexuals masturbate furiously.

[Schofield]

Originally Posted by Mr. Matt

The longer you go without getting laid, the less time you'll last when you finally do.

I lasted roughly 20 minutes my first time so I don't think that's correct.

[Red Menace]

Talk about premature ejaculation.

[Toph]

20 minutes? Fucking hell. I once made out for 40 minutes. I was starting to contemplate jumping out the window (just a 2 foot fall, but still)

[Authuran]

Originally Posted by Schofield

I lasted roughly 20 minutes my first time so I don't think that's correct.

The amount of time since the last time you had an orgasm is invertedly proportional to the amount of time it takes to reach orgasm, in a healthy normal adult human male. Barring factors like depression, attractiveness of female, size of penis, etc.

[Toph]

He does have a pretty big dick


OH MY GOD SCHOFIELD. REMEMBER THAT ONE TIME?!!?!