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Schofield June 23rd, 2013 02:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Authuran (Post 5703466)
The great part is that the amount of time you don't jerk off correlates directly opposite to the time that it takes to reach climax. Or something like that.
wat

Mr. Matt June 23rd, 2013 02:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Schofield (Post 5703477)
wat
The longer you go without getting laid, the less time you'll last when you finally do.

Toph June 23rd, 2013 03:33 PM
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OI! Who added infinity!

MOD ABUSE! MOD ABUSE! MOD ABUSE!

Authuran June 23rd, 2013 03:36 PM
Re: How many times a week do you masturbate?
 
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Originally Posted by Einherjar Silberio (Post 5703473)
Authuran, he's asexual.
A sexual what?

Toph June 23rd, 2013 04:11 PM
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I think getting a splinter in my hand is a more exciting prospect than sex. It's fun to watch it heal. Though, some asexuals masturbate furiously.

Schofield June 23rd, 2013 04:33 PM
Re: How many times a week do you masturbate?
 
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Originally Posted by Mr. Matt (Post 5703482)
The longer you go without getting laid, the less time you'll last when you finally do.
I lasted roughly 20 minutes my first time so I don't think that's correct.

Red Menace June 23rd, 2013 05:33 PM
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Talk about premature ejaculation.

Toph June 23rd, 2013 07:08 PM
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20 minutes? Fucking hell. I once made out for 40 minutes. I was starting to contemplate jumping out the window (just a 2 foot fall, but still)

Authuran June 23rd, 2013 08:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Schofield (Post 5703493)
I lasted roughly 20 minutes my first time so I don't think that's correct.
The amount of time since the last time you had an orgasm is invertedly proportional to the amount of time it takes to reach orgasm, in a healthy normal adult human male. Barring factors like depression, attractiveness of female, size of penis, etc.

Toph June 23rd, 2013 08:58 PM
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He does have a pretty big dick


OH MY GOD SCHOFIELD. REMEMBER THAT ONE TIME?!!?!


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