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View Poll Results: Number of times you masturbate per week
None 0 0%
1-3 1 12.50%
4-7 3 37.50%
8 or more 3 37.50%
1 12.50%
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Old June 22nd, 2013   #11
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Is it possible to masturbate negative times a week?

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Old June 22nd, 2013   #12
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Some may think it's "gross", but I am fucking impressed by people who rub more than one out a day. That's some seriously penile fortitude. I myself manage every other day, though sometimes go 2 days without. Rarely 5 days, but then I do it like 3 days in a row to make up for it. Oh fapping, you mysterious mistress.



I once went 36 days without. There were extenuating circumcisions. Like having zero privacy for 6 weeks.


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Old June 22nd, 2013   #13
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Circumcisions? Is that the trip where you left us all alone for so long?

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Old June 22nd, 2013   #14
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Yeah.

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Yeah, but it counts as handjobs instead.

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Old June 23rd, 2013   #16
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Yes, but it involves injecting spunk back into your Jolly Roger


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Oh... Gods.

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Old June 23rd, 2013   #18
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Some may think it's "gross", but I am fucking impressed by people who rub more than one out a day. That's some seriously penile fortitude. I myself manage every other day, though sometimes go 2 days without. Rarely 5 days, but then I do it like 3 days in a row to make up for it. Oh fapping, you mysterious mistress.



I once went 36 days without. There were extenuating circumcisions. Like having zero privacy for 6 weeks.
The last part is bullcrap. Any dude with balls blue enough will find a way to rub it out. The great part is that the amount of time you don't jerk off correlates directly opposite to the time that it takes to reach climax. Or something like that.

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Old June 23rd, 2013   #19
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I just don't care that much about it I guess. Wasn't worth the risk.

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Authuran, he's asexual.

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