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Authuran June 22nd, 2013 07:54 PM
Re: How many times a week do you masturbate?
 
Is it possible to masturbate negative times a week?

Toph June 22nd, 2013 09:51 PM
Re: How many times a week do you masturbate?
 
Some may think it's "gross", but I am fucking impressed by people who rub more than one out a day. That's some seriously penile fortitude. I myself manage every other day, though sometimes go 2 days without. Rarely 5 days, but then I do it like 3 days in a row to make up for it. Oh fapping, you mysterious mistress.



I once went 36 days without. There were extenuating circumcisions. Like having zero privacy for 6 weeks.

redgroupclan June 22nd, 2013 11:21 PM
Re: How many times a week do you masturbate?
 
Circumcisions? Is that the trip where you left us all alone for so long?

Toph June 22nd, 2013 11:57 PM
Re: How many times a week do you masturbate?
 
Yeah.

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Silberio June 23rd, 2013 12:58 AM
Re: How many times a week do you masturbate?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Authuran (Post 5703401)
Is it possible to masturbate negative times a week?
Yeah, but it counts as handjobs instead.

Mr. Matt June 23rd, 2013 03:16 AM
Re: How many times a week do you masturbate?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Authuran (Post 5703401)
Is it possible to masturbate negative times a week?
Yes, but it involves injecting spunk back into your Jolly Roger

Silberio June 23rd, 2013 04:18 AM
Re: How many times a week do you masturbate?
 
Oh... Gods.

Authuran June 23rd, 2013 12:29 PM
Re: How many times a week do you masturbate?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Toph (Post 5703408)
Some may think it's "gross", but I am fucking impressed by people who rub more than one out a day. That's some seriously penile fortitude. I myself manage every other day, though sometimes go 2 days without. Rarely 5 days, but then I do it like 3 days in a row to make up for it. Oh fapping, you mysterious mistress.



I once went 36 days without. There were extenuating circumcisions. Like having zero privacy for 6 weeks.
The last part is bullcrap. Any dude with balls blue enough will find a way to rub it out. The great part is that the amount of time you don't jerk off correlates directly opposite to the time that it takes to reach climax. Or something like that.

Toph June 23rd, 2013 12:37 PM
Re: How many times a week do you masturbate?
 
I just don't care that much about it I guess. Wasn't worth the risk.

Silberio June 23rd, 2013 02:15 PM
Re: How many times a week do you masturbate?
 
Authuran, he's asexual.


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