When you fly
 

The airline sends a plane that flies right behind yours, and your luggage is on the same numbered seat on that particular flight. :eek:

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Re: When you fly
 

You can't see it because it flies RIGHT behind you and you obviously can't see straight behind the plane if you're inside it.

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ah yes "UFOs" Those aliens are pesky buggers looking through your luggage right behind you.

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That's actually the CIA tracking you, I found concrete proof on this website. It tells about how the CIA [LINK AND MESSAGE REMOVED DUE TO VIOLATION OF US WORLDWIDE LAW AOAKLFGHAHLSDKJHF SDH SUCK ME

Re: When you fly
 

When I fly, I wear all of my luggage. It makes me enormous. And then I can get revenge on the fat bastard who always sits next to you.

It can get a bit warm though.

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Your bags never leave the airport. You're just mind wiped on the plane through the pressurized cabin, and when you land at the airport you're given new luggage with trackers and small robots that will send your money to the UN and take your guns.

Alex Jones said so.

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^ :rofl:

Well the way I saw it one time was that passengers would be in a procession pounding books on their foreheads until they became temporary vegetables and went onto a sheep turned into an aircraft.