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Toph November 9th, 2012 06:42 PM
Marriage Counseling thread
 
RGC and I are in trouble.

I think he's too controlling and demanding. He makes me feel like I'm not worthy of him. It sucks. :(

Lindale November 9th, 2012 07:45 PM
Re: Marriage Counseling thread
 
Divorce the bitch. :cort:

Adrian Ţepeş November 9th, 2012 07:47 PM
Re: Marriage Counseling thread
 
You need to get over it.

That'll be $75......from each of you.

Lindale November 9th, 2012 07:51 PM
Re: Marriage Counseling thread
 
Besides, RGC has been cheating on you. He secretly married Schofield last week.

Silberio November 10th, 2012 03:41 AM
Re: Marriage Counseling thread
 
Stop fuckin' whining, stop fuckin' fighting, shut the fuck up and fuckin' have sex.

Australian fucking(adjective) marriage counseling

redgroupclan November 10th, 2012 10:14 AM
Re: Marriage Counseling thread
 
What? I'm not controlling and demanding!

AlDaja November 10th, 2012 10:43 AM
Re: Marriage Counseling thread
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by redgroupclan (Post 5670465)
What? I'm not controlling and demanding!
Yes you are...bitch.:naughty:

Toph November 10th, 2012 10:45 AM
Re: Marriage Counseling thread
 
+1

Mr. Matt November 10th, 2012 11:14 AM
Re: Marriage Counseling thread
 
When a dispute arises in a marriage, it is important to isolate the problem, discuss viable solutions, and come to a compromise that is mutually satisfying.






Invariably this means yelling "STFU! GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN AND MAKE ME SOME PIE BITCH" at the top of your voice until the situation is resolved.

AlDaja November 10th, 2012 11:19 AM
Re: Marriage Counseling thread
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Matt (Post 5670483)
When a dispute arises in a marriage, it is important to isolate the problem, discuss viable solutions, and come to a compromise that is mutually satisfying.






Invariably this means yelling "STFU! GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN AND MAKE ME SOME PIE BITCH" at the top of your voice until the situation is resolved.
Yeah that...you said pie.

...giggity.

Mr. Matt November 10th, 2012 11:51 AM
Re: Marriage Counseling thread
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by AlDaja (Post 5670486)
Yeah that...you said pie.

...giggity.
I baked you a pie.

redgroupclan November 10th, 2012 11:54 AM
Re: Marriage Counseling thread
 
Give me one example of when I'm controlling and demanding!

Mr. Matt November 10th, 2012 11:56 AM
Re: Marriage Counseling thread
 
Jeeze, Toph, I see what you mean. Not even a please!

Toph November 10th, 2012 12:36 PM
Re: Marriage Counseling thread
 
I just don't know if I can take it anymore.


Quote:
Originally Posted by redgroupclan (Post 5670497)
Give me one example of when I'm controlling and demanding!
How about 10!!!!!!!

Quote:
Originally Posted by redgroupclan (Post 5670495)
Are you finally going to do the maintenance on the house that I asked you to do?

Quote:
Originally Posted by redgroupclan (Post 5669231)
Toph, it's time to make all of those numbers 0. Don't worry - we're gonna get you through this!
Quote:
Originally Posted by redgroupclan (Post 5669323)
How about no. Now I want to see you throw all of your alcohol into the trash.
Quote:
Originally Posted by redgroupclan (Post 5670349)
A single beer is a lot when you're a lightweight! No alcohol!
Quote:
Originally Posted by redgroupclan (Post 5669856)
Stop it.

Then we start to see real abuse

Quote:
Originally Posted by redgroupclan (Post 5669823)
Hand it over. Now.
Quote:
Originally Posted by redgroupclan (Post 5669964)
STOBBIT!!
Quote:
Originally Posted by redgroupclan (Post 5670365)
WHY DO YOU LIE TO YOUR HUSBAND?

Then the threats

Quote:
Originally Posted by redgroupclan (Post 5669472)
Is that reason enough for you, Toph? He's going to kill you if you don't stop drinking!
Quote:
Originally Posted by redgroupclan (Post 5669352)
PUT IT DOWN, NOW. DON'T FUCKING MAKE ME LOCK YOU IN A CLOSET.

Mr. Matt November 10th, 2012 12:42 PM
Re: Marriage Counseling thread
 
In red's defence, the first of those threats was merely appropriated from me.

In my defence, I am a violent alcoholic psychopath.

Silberio November 10th, 2012 02:48 PM
Re: Marriage Counseling thread
 
In my defence, your mom.

Spoiler:

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redgroupclan November 10th, 2012 03:02 PM
Re: Marriage Counseling thread
 
Some of those aren't even showing controlling and demanding behavior! And excuse me for being supportive and caring about you! :cry:

Toph November 10th, 2012 03:13 PM
Re: Marriage Counseling thread
 
You threatened to lock me in a closet!!! DON'T TURN THIS AROUND ON ME! This is domestic abuse and you know it!

Commissar MercZ November 10th, 2012 04:51 PM
Re: Marriage Counseling thread
 
We don't have such laws in Spamming Forum.

If it makes me laugh, I shall allow it.

SuperSmeg November 10th, 2012 05:10 PM
Re: Marriage Counseling thread
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Toph (Post 5670412)
RGC and I are in trouble.

I think he's too controlling and demanding. He makes me feel like I'm not worthy of him. It sucks. :(
Rock him,...like a hurricane. ;)

Toph November 10th, 2012 05:30 PM
Re: Marriage Counseling thread
 
So, air drop him into a hurricane taking place in a rock quarry?

SuperSmeg November 10th, 2012 05:34 PM
Re: Marriage Counseling thread
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Toph (Post 5670564)
So, air drop him into a hurricane taking place in a rock quarry?
Correct.
That, or you could make him watch Twilight until he goes completely insane, which considering Twilight, shouldn't take that long. Like, 5 seconds...

Silberio November 10th, 2012 05:49 PM
Re: Marriage Counseling thread
 
I've heard some Asian mafia use that as a torture method.

SuperSmeg November 10th, 2012 06:02 PM
Re: Marriage Counseling thread
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Einherjar Silberio (Post 5670569)
I've heard some Asian mafia use that as a torture method.
I thought they used "Batman & Robin" for torture...

00:42

redgroupclan November 10th, 2012 07:51 PM
Re: Marriage Counseling thread
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Toph (Post 5670529)
You threatened to lock me in a closet!!! DON'T TURN THIS AROUND ON ME! This is domestic abuse and you know it!
But I didn't, did I?? Besides, solitary confinement would do nothing but good for you! There is no domestic abuse going on here!

AlDaja November 10th, 2012 09:07 PM
Re: Marriage Counseling thread
 
This is getting hot!

Mr. Matt November 11th, 2012 03:09 AM
Re: Marriage Counseling thread
 
We'll bang, okay?

SuperSmeg November 11th, 2012 03:50 AM
Re: Marriage Counseling thread
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Matt (Post 5670611)
We'll bang, okay?
http://i410.photobucket.com/albums/p...85444302-1.jpg

redgroupclan November 12th, 2012 09:48 AM
Re: Marriage Counseling thread
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by AlDaja (Post 5670597)
This is getting hot!
You like seeing us fight? You insensitive jerk!

Silberio November 12th, 2012 10:11 AM
Re: Marriage Counseling thread
 
Shut up.


Toph November 12th, 2012 12:49 PM
Re: Marriage Counseling thread
 
>>>:

Mr. Matt November 12th, 2012 03:35 PM
Re: Marriage Counseling thread
 
My massive and all-powerful e-peen has decided to randomly declare total war against everybody in this thread. Prepare to receive special deliveries of intercontinental ballistic missiles.

That is all.

You'll bang, okay?

SuperSmeg November 12th, 2012 03:50 PM
Re: Marriage Counseling thread
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Matt (Post 5670884)
My massive and all-powerful e-peen has decided to randomly declare total war against everybody in this thread. Prepare to receive special deliveries of intercontinental ballistic missiles.

That is all.

You'll bang, okay?
Battle Tits
:p

Mr. Matt November 12th, 2012 03:52 PM
Re: Marriage Counseling thread
 
I'm here for war.

SuperSmeg November 12th, 2012 03:53 PM
Re: Marriage Counseling thread
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Matt (Post 5670895)
I'm here for war.
Shepard, I'm a Reaper doomsday device...

OH SHI...!!!!

Mr. Matt November 12th, 2012 03:54 PM
Re: Marriage Counseling thread
 
Zeeky boogy doog.

Toph November 12th, 2012 03:55 PM
Re: Marriage Counseling thread
 
Someone bang me

SuperSmeg November 12th, 2012 03:56 PM
Re: Marriage Counseling thread
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Toph (Post 5670900)
Someone bang me
https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/1...HzgczjS0w2.jpg

Nittany Tiger November 12th, 2012 04:05 PM
Re: Marriage Counseling thread
 
Toph, if RGC hasn't asked you to wear a maid outfit and make you tea, you should be fine.

Silberio November 13th, 2012 12:35 AM
Re: Marriage Counseling thread
 
Clop clop

redgroupclan November 13th, 2012 01:06 PM
Re: Marriage Counseling thread
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Killer Kyle (Post 5670906)
Toph, if RGC hasn't asked you to wear a maid outfit and make you tea, you should be fine.
I've had him dress up as Rainbow Dash and made him make neighing noises as I banged him from behind. Is the maid outfit thing still worse than that?

Toph November 13th, 2012 01:25 PM
Re: Marriage Counseling thread
 
Yes.

redgroupclan November 13th, 2012 07:09 PM
Re: Marriage Counseling thread
 
Oh well, I know you liked it.

Commissar MercZ November 13th, 2012 07:47 PM
Re: Marriage Counseling thread
 
The only solution is to castrate the both of you.

Silberio November 13th, 2012 08:46 PM
Re: Marriage Counseling thread
 
With a spoon?

Toph November 13th, 2012 10:26 PM
Re: Marriage Counseling thread
 
I'm in.


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