Insult a mod thread

[Toph]

That's because of your old feeble mind, Jolee.

[Lindale]

You know what I hate? Well....you know, lots of things, really. But I'm old and easily annoyed. But that's beside the point.

Look, everybody always figures the time they live in is the most epic, most important age to end all ages. But tyrants and heroes rise and fall, and historians sort out the pieces. But don't start thinking this war, your war, is more important than any other war just because you're in it. Yeah, that's right, sonny. The Sith are the greatest evil to hit the galaxy since, well, the Mandalorians. And they are the worst thing since Exar Kun. Blah, blah, blah, etcetera, etcetera, etcetera.

I'm not here to satisfy your curiosity. You have to keep in mind that sometimes swirling Force is just swirling Force. It gets all us old Jedis excited at our age so we go, "Oooo, destiny!" Ah, and it makes you think I may have the taint of the dark side in me, doesn't it? Oooh. Is that what you are wondering, huh? Oooh. Well, I assure you, I see more grey than dark or light. I'm just a stubborn old man, tired of the foolishness of others.

You know the problem with the youth of today? They are young! I am content with the impression I give. Why must I be so obvious? Because I get tired of saying it: "No staring at the old man!" That's what the sign says, dammit!

I suppose I'm not being very clear, am I? Come to think of it, I don't have to be clear. Someone my age is entitled to ramble, dammit! I'm old. I'm allowed to be enigmatic when I want to be.

There I go waxing philosophical again. Somebody blast me already! Let's get moving before I start talking in riddles, dammit!

And that's about all I have to say about that. Now let's get moving, shall we? If you stood still for this long in the Shadowlands, a tach would eat you!

[IcePure]

I invite all the non-British mods to kindly suck my crumpet.

[Lindale]

I am half Brit, so I am disqualified.