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Toph	July 30th, 2012 03:35 PM

Xianity is inconsistent, but Islam is 100 % consistent

said a guy in the fb group for a student club.

>.<

Rare is the day I defend Xianity, but srsly, saying it has inconsistencies, and your religion doesn't, therefore Xianity sucks balls is just a load of crap

Schofield

July 30th, 2012 04:04 PM

Re: Xianity is inconsistent, but Islam is 100 % consistent

They're all 100% consistently wrong.

redgroupclan

July 30th, 2012 04:54 PM

Re: Xianity is inconsistent, but Islam is 100 % consistent

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Toph	July 30th, 2012 07:34 PM

Re: Xianity is inconsistent, but Islam is 100 % consistent

:giggle:

Ipse	July 30th, 2012 08:31 PM

Re: Xianity is inconsistent, but Islam is 100 % consistent

I like pie

Lindale

July 30th, 2012 08:46 PM

Re: Xianity is inconsistent, but Islam is 100 % consistent

Your imaginary god does not give a fuck about you! He is not the loving god that those teddy bear preacher make him out to be. He hates you, and just wants to kill you. :cort:

Silberio

July 31st, 2012 03:54 AM

Re: Xianity is inconsistent, but Islam is 100 % consistent

Not my God. He doesn't give a fuck unless I stop drinking and refuse to go to Ragnarøk :giggle:

Toph	July 31st, 2012 06:57 AM

Re: Xianity is inconsistent, but Islam is 100 % consistent

I eat my gods. They include pizza, beer, and rice.

Adrian Ţepeş

July 31st, 2012 08:23 AM

Re: Xianity is inconsistent, but Islam is 100 % consistent

My god is money, ownership, and Anglo-Saxon, upper-class society. And you better worship me or I'll ship your job over to a foreign country like Canada, where they have a hippie-Communist government. That's not acceptable, and it makes Jesus cry tears of blood, so vote Reagan 2XXX!

Schofield

July 31st, 2012 11:33 AM

Re: Xianity is inconsistent, but Islam is 100 % consistent

Newt Gingrich 2016.

Toph	July 31st, 2012 11:40 AM

Re: Xianity is inconsistent, but Islam is 100 % consistent

:fapcalm:

Adrian Ţepeş

July 31st, 2012 11:41 AM

Re: Xianity is inconsistent, but Islam is 100 % consistent

Can one calmly fap?

Silberio

July 31st, 2012 02:00 PM

Re: Xianity is inconsistent, but Islam is 100 % consistent

Can one faply calm?

Toph	July 31st, 2012 03:37 PM

Re: Xianity is inconsistent, but Islam is 100 % consistent

Quote:

Originally Posted by computernerd (Post 5651877)

Can one calmly fap?

Of course! The calmer you fap, the more vigorous and explosively climatic the final push to orgasm is!

Schofield

July 31st, 2012 04:09 PM

Re: Xianity is inconsistent, but Islam is 100 % consistent

I shot my cum three feet. :(

Toph	July 31st, 2012 04:23 PM

Re: Xianity is inconsistent, but Islam is 100 % consistent

I shot 1.5 feet, 10 degrees above the horizontal.

Silberio

August 1st, 2012 01:00 AM

Re: Xianity is inconsistent, but Islam is 100 % consistent

I shoot my cum at feet.

Silberio

August 1st, 2012 01:00 AM

Re: Xianity is inconsistent, but Islam is 100 % consistent

But seriously... Calmer fap = better orgasm?

Schofield

August 1st, 2012 01:04 AM

Re: Xianity is inconsistent, but Islam is 100 % consistent

Quote:

Originally Posted by Einherjar Silberio (Post 5651932)

I shoot my cum at feet.

I actually laughed, because you have a foot fetish so it's a joke that's actually realistic. =p

Fuck I'm really high right now, no way I would have laughed at that if I was sober lol.

Silberio

August 1st, 2012 04:35 AM

Re: Xianity is inconsistent, but Islam is 100 % consistent

So basically... It's funny 'cause it's true?

Lindale

August 1st, 2012 03:39 PM

Re: Xianity is inconsistent, but Islam is 100 % consistent

Quote:

Originally Posted by Einherjar Silberio (Post 5651948)

So basically... It's funny 'cause it's true?

:agreed is basically the way it works. :nodding:

Silberio

August 2nd, 2012 07:12 AM

Re: Xianity is inconsistent, but Islam is 100 % consistent

Very well then, let's celebrate :Profiler:

Lindale

August 2nd, 2012 03:23 PM

Re: Xianity is inconsistent, but Islam is 100 % consistent

Gladly! :-D

:drink::bdaycak::cheers:

Biiviz

August 2nd, 2012 03:35 PM

Re: Xianity is inconsistent, but Islam is 100 % consistent

3 feet? Psh!

I can probably hit the other side of my apartment. I'm like a Spitting Cobra, but instead of poisoning you, I'll impregnate you with my bastard child.

Still beats convulsions, drowning in froth and feeling your blood coagulating in your veins, right? Right.

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