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Massive conspiracy- it's to keep us from seeing what's really going on above our heads. Little do we know, we're just living in a massive soundstage.

Nope. I have not been deleting his posts. As far as I know, no one has been deleting his posts. If they are, it's not coming up to me.

So for now we'll just say forum ghosts are having their way with his posts.

I deem what are the questions here. I am the decider.

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There's a little thing they're bribing us with- free porn membership to the website of our choice.

Nah, we're just doing this out of the goodness of our hearts. No prizes. Plus so much of the active users seem to be moderators now anyways lol.

Don't ask any more questions or a certain German administrator will come to your house and murder you

Scrapping bottom of the barrel, no other explanation for having a terrorist wackjob on our staff.

Is is everything and anything you want it to be. Is is the bane of all grammar nazis and paper graders, is is the international terrorist of academia.

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no big deel to mE n i lik chokolat mlk all r mai frends

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NiECe toO no DatT.

Also, why is this forum filled with communists and Dutches?

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Half of the moderators aren't even active people. =p

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I don't follow. I can maybe think off the top my head who might be the single "communist" in the forum (active on the forum at least). As for the Dutch, they're just compensating on the internet for what they lack irl.

I didn't say all moderators were active. Just that many of our active users happen to be moderators or admins. They're around though, I think however if they were replaced, then almost everyone on this forum would be a moderator.

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How can I modify this here bottle of hair gel in such a way that it becomes an ice sculpture of Sarah Palin's middle testicle with an expression similar to that of an afro comb?

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For such a feat you must embark on a grand quest for the reality-bending berries of Kamsuzhan. Such a quest will take you from one end of the world to the other in a journey that will be memorialized in song. Once this is acquired, you must get the sculpting tool of Aloo in the coldest cave which will create what your heart most desires. Once this has been achieved, you must then make a ceremony to bind a soul of a small creature to it to keep the shape permanent, set to the tune of this song which will get the last feature you want.



That or photoshop it. What ever floats your boat.

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How does one go about downsizing one's massively oversized penis?

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Get off the computer and accept reality. Then you'll find it smaller.