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by a friend. But hey, you know, I feel loved and such and special.

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You finally convinced someone to kiss you? I hope he enjoyed the kiss as much as you did! :lulz:

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did his mustache tickle?

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Did he put his false teeth in first? :lulz:

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Did he take off his eye-patch? :eek:

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How long have you known him?

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Is he family-related to you?

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Was the kiss really every bit as juicy as you bragged about on TinyChat? :eek:

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He wasn't your uncle, was he?

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For fuck's sake Oban, you said you wouldn't tell anybody.

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You guys are all completely ridiculously hilarious

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Originally Posted by Totes (Post 5629623)

For fuck's sake Oban, you said you wouldn't tell anybody.

I'm so sorry! :bawl:

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So that would be a no to the false teeth question I asked earlier then. ;)

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>.>

And why is it a "he"?!? I told you guys, 70/30. You suck at guessing. :cort:

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Did his erect penis hurt your anus?

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There was no penis involved! And yes it made me feel special *.*

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So when do we see a picture of him?

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Wait, why'd you remove your penis?

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I didn't! It just wasn't involved in anyway, just as my foot wasn't, nor my liver.

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I think you're doing it wrong.

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If your spleen wasn't involved, you're definitely doin' it wrong

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:mad: It was just a friend! You people think I get "action"!?? Clearly, you do not know me. :bawl:

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I'm sorry but "just friends" don't kiss.

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She's one of those that does, apparently. She does it with her friends often enough that it's acceptable.

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That...just seems wrong. Talking about leading people on.

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So how long has he been a she?

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Originally Posted by Obankobi (Post 5629735)

She's one of those that does, apparently. She does it with her friends often enough that it's acceptable.

He*
He*
His*

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Originally Posted by LustyxChan (Post 5629779)

He*
He*
His*

AHAHAHAHA, HAHAHAHAHAHOHOHOHO OH MY GOD LUSTY, THAT WAS SO UNEXPECTED, NOBODY SAW THAT ONE COMING

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Keep it together man, think of the children!

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Indeed! His children do NOT need to know what he has been doing with you! :mad:

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Originally Posted by Totes (Post 5629743)

That...just seems wrong. Talking about leading people on.

Other countries do it as a norm. We're talking cheek here guys, calm down. (though my brain was...um, convoluted about her at times before that.)

And damn it, I cum out in a thread and now everyone thinks it's a dude! I swear, if I was crazy sensitive I would be deeply butt hurt! There's a 70% chance it was a girl if it was that kind of kiss! :mad:

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He was NOT a dude? Was was a city fellow?? :eek:

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It was one of my closer friends! I don't pick up prostitutes!

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Let me guess, he was from San Francisco. :rolleyes:

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I'm sorry. He was from Beverly Hills. :rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by Master Lindale (Post 5629810)

Let me guess, he was from San Francisco. :rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by Obankobi (Post 5629813)

I hate you. <3

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Originally Posted by Master Lindale (Post 5629815)

I'm sorry. He was from Beverly Hills. :rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by Obankobi (Post 5629816)

Gaaaaaaah!

I'm literally crying! :rofl:

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Originally Posted by Obankobi (Post 5629806)

Other countries do it as a norm. We're talking cheek here guys, calm down. (though my brain was...um, convoluted about her at times before that.)

And damn it, I cum

Okay, now, we need to know ALL the details... :lulz:

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Originally Posted by Obankobi (Post 5629809)

It was one of my closer friends! I don't pick up prostitutes!

Of course not, you're too weak. You pay them to pick you up in their big manly arms.

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Hey my arms are quite strong! I could totally pick them up if I wanted to! Wait...

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If you think yourself to be so confident in yourself, then why did you resort to having to kiss a guy? :wiener:

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I kissed no one! No one!!!!!!!

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Practicing being "a good boyfriend" with your hand, eh? Ah, youth.

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Originally Posted by Red Menace (Post 5629873)

Ah, youth.

What, old people can't wank it like a monkey in a banana tree from time to time?