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I'm contemplating resurrection. Any thoughts on quietest, most painless methods?

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Resurrection for what?

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Hmm. Well, I think necro-posting can be considered a form of resurrection. There's also some sort of outcantation that, if you say it after death, will put you back in your body for free.

I also watched a movie once where a guy turned back his life clock. It seemed pretty painless except he had drowned so it hurt while he swam to shore.

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We shall need a crossbow, an hourglass, three goats, one of us must learn to play the trumpet, whilst the other one goes like this.

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I liek it!

Oh btw, if you're wondering how I'm typing this message, I built a mechanical typing device that was set to go off an hour after I died. And if you're wondering how I can directly respond to your posts, well.....it's a long story.

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No it isn't.

Besides, resurrection is easy. Only one person has ever failed to do it.

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Not necessarily...


*Lights Cigarette.*


http://mmii.info/_ign/36480.gif Only after disaster can we be resurrected...

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Well, I'm just...

*puts on sunglasses*

...DYING to see this!

YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH