Flirting
 

Apparently I fucking fail at it. Hard.

1) Cashier apparently flirts with me. Parents, who are visiting, are like "wtf y u no see she flirt?"
2) There was a girl in highschool I flirted with a lot, but I thought we were just screwing around, weirding people out. Nope, apparently she liked me.
3) Same thing is currently happening with another girl. WTF WHICH ONE IS IT screwing around or real flirting. I may have exploded that by not asking her out. Now some other guy asked her out.

Am I somehow convinced no one could possibly like me, so I automatically attribute any flirting to screwing around?

WTF IS WRONG WITH ME

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Spamming Forum isn't really the place to come for this kind of thing.

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Oh contrar. It is indeed the place.

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Does this tissue smell like chloroform to you?

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Quite clearly you aren't asserting your manhood. You have to slap them.

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Should I slap face or tits?

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Of course you fail at noticing flirting, otherwise we'd be more than friends by now. :love:

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D; I think that's what this one girl thinks as well...D;

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