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The duocracy shall rise.

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I support you all the way!

Belgistan
:bows:

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Belgholm!

BERSERKERS, ANFAAAAAAAAALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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:rofl:

I bagsy prime minister!

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All Hail The Glorious Duocracy!!!!!!!!

Huzzah Huzzah!

Embee and I shall rule the Belgian Waffles like Brothers

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Belgium doesn't exist, stop spreading these lies.

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Where the crap does my cousin live them!? :Panic:

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Belgium. :(

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That's right Belgium doesn't exist. Belgistan does.

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And it shall be called Bælgholm!

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Fuck the Prime Minister, we are all Prime Alpha Males.

Our First Ladies are all equipped with perfect breasts and perfect bottoms.

We are all fit and uber sexy.

Some of us have a beard, others have chest hair to a certain (small) degree, some are as smooth as a baboon's arse.

We are from Belgistan. The Garden of Eden envies us.

Our weapons are auto-guided waffles. If you've ever eaten one, we can start an "autodestruct body" procedure and you'll shit diarrhea until you die. Same goes if you've drunk beer. Don't mess with us.

Raptor_101 is my co-leader.
Granyaski is the Prime Alpha Male of the weapons Waffles Department (AKA Waffles SS)
Silberio is the Prime Alpha Male of Joy.
Quade is the Prime Alpha Male of Hentai Anime TV.
Darth Parrot is the Prime Alpha Male of Secret Sheep Services.
Kunrich is the Prime Female of Secret Sheep Services.
Kyrillix is the Prime Alpha Genderless of Interior Affairs.
Ensign Riles is Prime Alpha Male General of the Grand Army of the Glorious Nation of Belgistan (GAGNOB).

Schofield is schofield.
Commissar MercZ is a spy.

There are more spots open. Who wants to apply for:

Prime Alpha Male of Ubersexiness.
Prime Alpha Male of Education (in Ubersexiness).
Prime Alpha Male of Endless Treasury.
Prime Alpha Male of DEA (Dealers' Enforcers Agency)
Prime Alpha Male of Prime Alpha Position Creator (creates more jobs of Prime Alpha Males)
And so on...

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Belgium has been absorbed by the awesomeness of Belgistan!

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I swear loyalty to the great nation of Bælgholm Belgistan.

All hail, Embee! All hail Belgistan!

Now, to celebrate, I invite you all to the inaguration ball at my palace of pleasure... Rejoice, we have ice cream!!!

PS: To the Waffles SS: please, bring at least cookies, we are in need.

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Being a Schofield means being a Schofield, which is being a Schofield.
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And it entitles you to being our guinea pig for all purposes. You're often being victimized, because you reject the glorious nation of Belgistan.

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And Raptor_101! Fuck, all hail the people of the Glorious Nation of Belgistan! All hail your neighbour.

Ice cream and much more sweets! All kinds of food! EVERYTHING!

Correction: bring the safe cookies, not the ones with the "autodestruct" option!

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All Hail Our Ubersexiness!! and the nation of Belgistan!!!

You know Silberio could try to turn Sweden into a part of it. We'd be a Seafaring, awesomesauce nation in no time!

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We could take over all Scandinavia and rest of the Norse countries!

But I wanna be in charge of them, pleeeeeeeeeeaaaaaasee!!!!! :Puppyeyes:

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Okay okay, take them over. Prime Alpha Male Granyaski will help you. I've already made him mobilize around 7 500 devoted waffle soldiers! Take their navy and send the Swedish Blondes to us, so our Ubersexiness becomes Super-Ubersexiness!

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Okay, okay.

You'll be Prime Alpha Male of the FBI (Federal Beer Inspector).
Or, if you want, you can be Prime Alpha Male of the FBI (Federal Bear-cavalry Inquisitor).

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Brothers, this is a moment for joy... Let's all celebrate, hot Swedish Blondes, wine and food for everyone!!

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Huzzah huzzah many a good night ahead of us!!!

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Well these titles were MADE for me.

Indeed sir, they are on standby and are under orders to FIRE AT EVERYTHING!

FIRE!

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Department of Vodka Investigations Head

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Hmmm. "FVI". That sounds like a drunk man trying to say "FBI", but utterly failing at it. That sounds very good!

Also, I created a new spot. Prime Alpha Male of Productions! That spot is for... Hmm... Museum!

Prime Alpha Male Museum, you shall increase Vodka production!

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Более Водка Пожалуйста!

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:agreed

Whatever it is...

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More Vodka on the way! PAM Museum is taking care of it! Our Endless Treasury won't even suffer a tiny bit from producing that much Vodka, because it is ENDLESS!!!!


WE ARE OSOM.

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Shit, I'm mobilizing extra Waffltzer Heavy Armor groups along the border with France. I'm going to lead an army against these foul taunters. Once I've taken it in, I'll name the new country "Frankistan". (Pronunciation: "Frankistein")

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Done! 1 minute invasion. Who wants to be Prime Alpha Male Dictator of Frankistan?

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I'm drunk.

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I'll take it. I WANT POWA

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Needs more bacon.

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Alpha?

http://media.gtanet.com/images/3883_gta_iv.jpg

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wat

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I'm mobilizing the Wafflecopters and Wafflejets to Sweden and France!

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:Panic:

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I want the Pláce de la Concorde and the Eiffel tower... I'm gonna cover them in flowers and Whisky bottles and plant Vodka trees and whores.

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Sounds like paradise to me.... Except it needs bacon too.

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Ryojin, rejoice! No, you haven't been raped by PAM Silberio in his Joy Palace, but you've been elected PAM of Bacon Managment! Make more Bacon! Two types: Red (for the foolish enemies) and blue (for us!).

Granyaski, you're the PAM of Frankistan! Eiffel Tower and Place de la Concorde have been given to Silberio! Raptor_101 just received Versailles!

However, Raptor_101, mobilize more troops along the German border. PAM Granyaski shall help you with that. We're going to conquer Germanistan! We already have supporters over there! YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW BENEFICIAL THEIR TECHNOLOGICAL INPUT WILL BE!

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I sugues to PAM Ryojin to supply the troops with bacon... I'll keep them the best Wine, Whisky and bitches when they return... Spread the propaganda, Spread the word!!! More Swedish blondes are to be with us!

Rejoice, brothers!

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Oh thank gosh. Now I'm going to put a runway and aircraft production plant there along with my house.

Oh yes those Germanistanis will be extremely useful for my wafflejets and wafflecomps.

*rejoices profusely, has more Swedish chicks at his house in Versailles.

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I request on the creation of the title of PAM of LPA&WL (Legendary Philosphic Awesomeness & Weird Languages) and I want to own the forenamed position :nodding:

Also, this:

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Position created and granted!

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Prime Alpha Male of Imported Swedish Hot Women.

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