Fuck the Prime Minister, we are all Prime Alpha Males.
Our First Ladies are all equipped with perfect breasts and perfect bottoms.
We are all fit and uber sexy.
Some of us have a beard, others have chest hair to a certain (small) degree, some are as smooth as a baboon's arse.
We are from Belgistan. The Garden of Eden envies us.
Our weapons are auto-guided waffles. If you've ever eaten one, we can start an "autodestruct body" procedure and you'll shit diarrhea until you die. Same goes if you've drunk beer. Don't mess with us.
Raptor_101 is my co-leader.
Granyaski is the Prime Alpha Male of the weapons Waffles Department (AKA Waffles SS)
Silberio is the Prime Alpha Male of Joy.
Quade is the Prime Alpha Male of Hentai Anime TV.
Darth Parrot is the Prime Alpha Male of Secret Sheep Services.
Kunrich is the Prime Female of Secret Sheep Services.
Kyrillix is the Prime Alpha Genderless of Interior Affairs.
Ensign Riles is Prime Alpha Male General of the Grand Army of the Glorious Nation of Belgistan (GAGNOB).
Schofield is schofield.
Commissar MercZ is a spy.
There are more spots open. Who wants to apply for:
Prime Alpha Male of Ubersexiness.
Prime Alpha Male of Education (in Ubersexiness).
Prime Alpha Male of Endless Treasury.
Prime Alpha Male of DEA (Dealers' Enforcers Agency)
Prime Alpha Male of Prime Alpha Position Creator (creates more jobs of Prime Alpha Males)
And so on...
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