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We have won the battle against Melon Lord Kunrich! Rejoice and have all the sex!

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Blaine says (11:42 AM):
SIR. I FOUND YOUR GIRLFRIEND IN THE MIDDLE OF A VOLCANO
SHE WAS IN A PRISON
SURROUNDED BY LAVA
Dan says (11:42 AM):
GOOD JOB SIR
Blaine says (11:43 AM):
I JUST HAVE TO FIND A WAY TO GET HER OUT
Dan says (11:43 AM):
I WILL BE RIGHT THERE
WHERE IS THE VOLCANO LOCATED?
Blaine says (11:43 AM):
I DON'T KNOW
I'LL FIND A WAY TO GET HER OUT
Blaine says (11:47 AM):
TEARFUL REUNION
Dan says (11:47 AM):
DID YOU GET HER OUT?
Blaine says (11:47 AM):
NOT YET
Blaine says (11:48 AM):
WE'RE HAVING A TEARFUL FIRST TIME MEETING
Dan says (11:48 AM):
BUT ARE YOU TALKING TO HER?
WHAT IS SHE SAYING
Blaine says (11:48 AM):
WE ARE DISCUSSING THE ESCAPE PLAN
Dan says (11:49 AM):
DOES SHE MISS ME
Blaine says (11:51 AM):
YES
Dan says (11:51 AM):
AWESOME
Blaine says (11:52 AM):
WE ARE TALKING NOW
WE ARE ESCAPING SOON
Dan says (11:52 AM):
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
Blaine says (11:52 AM):
YOUR GIRLFRIEND AND ME ARE ESCAPING
Dan says (11:52 AM):
I CAN PICK YOU UP IF YOU NEED
Blaine says (11:53 AM):
OK
Dan says (11:53 AM):
WHERE?
Blaine says (11:54 AM):
HAHA.
WE JUST PINNED THE EARLIER FAILED ESCAPE PLAN
ON A GUARD
Dan says (11:54 AM):
OH LAWD GOOD WORK

Blaine says (11:55 AM):
SHIT. KUN'S SISTER IS HERE
Dan says (11:55 AM):
SAVE MY GIRLFRIEND
Blaine says (11:55 AM):
SHE UNPINNED THE GUARD
PRISON RIOT
Blaine says (11:56 AM):
HOLY SHIT
Blaine says (11:57 AM):
SOME BIG GUY IS PUSH PRESSING ANOTHER PRISONER
AND SCREAMING RIOT
Dan says (11:57 AM):
HEHE
Blaine says (11:58 AM):
YOU'RE GIRLFRIEND IS RUNNING ATOP THE PRISONERS HEAD
HEADS*
Dan says (11:59 AM):
IS THAT A SEXUAL INNUEDNO? IF IT IS I WILL KILL YOU
Blaine says (11:59 AM):
AND SHE JUST KIDNAPPED THE WARDEN IN AN AWESOME DISPLAY OF BADASS
Blaine says (12:00 PM):
WE ARE ESCAPING
Blaine says (12:01 PM):
SHIT
KUN'S SISTER
AND SHE HAS ROCKET ARMS
Dan says (12:01 PM):
I KNOW
I SAW THEM WHEN SHE FLEW OVER ME EARLIER
Blaine says (12:01 PM):
WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME
Dan says (12:01 PM):
I THOUGHT YOU KNEW
Blaine says (12:02 PM):
OH FUCK
ROCKET FEET ALSO
Blaine says (12:03 PM):
SHIT
THEY'RE CUTTING THE LINE
Dan says (12:04 PM):
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
Blaine says (12:04 PM):
OH SHIT SON
KRISTEN JUST SAVED OUR ASS
AND KILLED THE PEOPLE WHO WERE CUTTING THE LINE
Dan says (12:06 PM):
KRISTEN CAME OUT OF NO WHERE
HOLY SHIT
Blaine says (12:06 PM):
I KNOW
OH SHIT
Blaine says (12:07 PM):
KUNRICH JUST SAVED KRISTEN
Dan says (12:07 PM):
WHAT
KUNRICH \
Blaine says (12:07 PM):
YES
You just got some good meat
Blaine says (12:08 PM):
by rescueing your girl
Dan says (12:08 PM):
awesome
SO KUNRICH IS ON OUR SIDE?
Blaine says (12:08 PM):
WELL NOW SHE'S IN PRISON
AND HER SISTER IS EVIL STILL
Dan says (12:08 PM):
OK
Blaine says (12:09 PM):
THEY USED TO BE SUCH LOVERS
Dan says (12:09 PM):
NOW THEY ARE EVIL
Blaine says (12:09 PM):
NOW THEY CAN'T MAKE OUT
Blaine says (12:10 PM):
SHIT. KUN'S SISTER FOUND OUR BATCAVE
AND SHE'S BOMBING IT
Dan says (12:11 PM):
WHERE IS OUR BATCAVE?
Blaine says (12:11 PM):
HANGING OFF THE SIDE OF A CLIFF
AND IT'S NOT A CAVE
Dan says (12:11 PM):
OH
Blaine says (12:12 PM):
HOLY SHIT
YOU HAVE ROCKET HANDS
Dan says (12:12 PM):
I DO?
Blaine says (12:12 PM):
YES
Blaine says (12:13 PM):
AND YOU WERE SHOOTING IT AT KUN'S SISTER
Dan says (12:13 PM):
AWESOME
Blaine says (12:14 PM):
THEY ARE SHOOTING OUR FLYING BUFFALO
OH SHIT
YOU'RE BOTH FAL- NEVERMIND. I CAUGHT YOU
Blaine says (12:16 PM):
SORRY. I JUST COCKBLOCKED YOU ACCIDENTLY
Dan says (12:16 PM):
MY GIRLFRIEND WOULD NEVER LET THAT HAPPEN
Blaine says (12:16 PM):
WELL I BUMPED INTO HER GOING INTO YOUR TENT
Blaine says (12:17 PM):
AND THEN I FOUND YOU
AND- JUST A MINUTE, I'LL SHOW YOU A PICTURE
Blaine says (12:21 PM):
WAT. WHY IS IT A BLACK SCREEN
Dan says (12:22 PM):
I DONT UNDERSTAND THIS

You stopped sharing photos

You have just sent a nudge.

Blaine says (12:22 PM):
NEITHER DO I
Blaine says (12:24 PM):
I COCKBLOCKED YOU A 2ND TIME
Dan says (12:26 PM):
NOPE
Blaine says (12:26 PM):
YES. YOU WERE GOING TO HAVE SEX
Blaine says (12:27 PM):
BUT I COCKBLOCKED YOU
ACCIDENTLY
Blaine says (12:28 PM):
MIDNIGHT PANTRY RAID
Dan says (12:28 PM):
SEX WITH KRISTEN?
Blaine says (12:28 PM):
EXCEPT THE PANTRY IS GUARDED BY A BUNCH OF SOLIDERS AND ROCKETS AND STUFF
SEX WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND AND KRISTEN
Dan says (12:29 PM):
FUCK YES
I MASTURBATED TO THE IDEA OF THAT THE OTHER DAY
Blaine says (12:29 PM):
I COCK BLOCKED YOU FROM THAT THOUGH
Dan says (12:29 PM):
NO
Blaine says (12:29 PM):
I DID
Dan says (12:29 PM):
NO
Blaine says (12:42 PM):
WE ARE ATTENDING A PLAY ABOUT OURSELVES
THE ACTOR PLAYING YOU IS FAT
Dan says (12:42 PM):
WHAT
Blaine says (12:43 PM):
OH GOD
I AM BEING PLAYED A PRETEEN GIRL
Dan says (12:43 PM):
OH LAWD
WHO IS KUNRICH BEING PLAYED BY
Blaine says (12:43 PM):
SHE'S NOT IN THE PLAY YET
Dan says (12:46 PM):
IS THE WAR OVER?
Blaine says (12:46 PM):
NOT YET
YOU CRY ALOT IN THIS PLAY
Dan says (12:47 PM):
ALOT IS NOT A WORD
Blaine says (12:47 PM):
YOU CRY ALL THE TIME IN THIS PLAY
Dan says (12:48 PM):
WHAT IS THE PLAY ABOUT?
Blaine says (12:48 PM):
US
Dan says (12:48 PM):
OH
Blaine says (12:50 PM):
OH LAWD. MOREGUN IS PLAYED BY A GUY
Dan says (12:50 PM):
OH LW
Blaine says (12:53 PM):
YOU MAKE BAD JOKES
Dan says (12:53 PM):
OH REALLY
Blaine says (12:55 PM):
OH LAWD
YOU JUST KISSED A GUY
Dan says (12:55 PM):
OH LAWD
WHO?
Blaine says (12:55 PM):
I DON'T KNOW
SOME RANDOM GUY
Blaine says (12:56 PM):
YOU PULLED A KNIFE OUT OF YOUR HAIR
Dan says (12:56 PM):
OH GOD
Blaine says (1:00 PM):
YOU GAVE YOUR ACTOR TIPS ON HOW TO PLAY YOURSELF
BUT HE DOESN'T KNOW YOUR KNOW
YOUR YOU*
Blaine says (1:01 PM):
OH SHIT
COCKBLOCKED AGAIN
Dan says (1:01 PM):
WHY
Blaine says (1:02 PM):
I DON'T KNOW
Blaine says (1:03 PM):
KUNRICH IS PLAYED BY A RETARD
Dan says (1:03 PM):
OBVIOUSYLY
Blaine says (1:04 PM):
I WAS KILLED BY A GIANT FIRE PHALLUS
Dan says (1:04 PM):
HAHA
Blaine says (1:20 PM):
KUNRICH THE MELON LORD IS ATTACKING YOU
Blaine says (1:27 PM):
KUNRICH STATE. YIP YIP
Dan says (1:41 PM):
KUNRICH IS A MELON LORD?
Blaine says (1:41 PM):
SHE WAS
Blaine says (1:51 PM):
WE ARE GOING TO RIDE ON AN EELHOUND
Blaine says (1:53 PM):
Oh, and I'm on a giant turtle thing
OH SHIT. IT TALKS
Dan says (1:53 PM):
SIR
Blaine says (1:53 PM):
YES
Dan says (1:54 PM):
I JUST HAD SEX
Blaine says (1:54 PM):
YES. I SAW
Dan says (1:54 PM):
oh
Blaine says (1:54 PM):
I HAVE VIDEO
Dan says (1:54 PM):
AWESOME
Blaine says (1:54 PM):
I SHALL WATCH IT
Dan says (2:07 PM):
IS IT GOOD?
Blaine says (2:07 PM):
YES
Dan says (2:07 PM):
AWESOME
Blaine says (2:10 PM):
I AM FIGHTING KUNRICH
SHE JUST BURNED ALL HER CLOTHES

Dan just sent you a nudge.

Dan says (2:10 PM):
OH
Blaine says (2:11 PM):
SHE HAS ROCKET BOOTS
Blaine says (2:15 PM):
KUNRICH'S SISTER HAS CHALLENGED YOU KUNKAI
Dan says (2:15 PM):
AWESOME
Blaine says (2:15 PM):
DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS
Dan says (2:16 PM):
YES
Blaine says (2:16 PM):
A ROCKET DUEL
ALSO KUNRICH IS SHOOTING LIGHTING AT ME
Dan says (2:16 PM):
I THOUGHT SHE TURNED GOOD
Blaine says (2:17 PM):
NO
Blaine says (2:18 PM):
THERE WAS SUSPENSEFUL SAD MUSIC DURNING YOUR ROCKET DUEL
Blaine says (2:19 PM):
SHE'S GOING TO THROW LIGHTING AT YOU
Dan says (2:19 PM):
I HAVE A SHIELD
Blaine says (2:19 PM):
SHIT
MAN DOWN
SCHOFIELD IS DOWN
Dan says (2:20 PM):
I DONT GO DOWN
Blaine says (2:20 PM):
BUT YOU DID
Dan says (2:20 PM):
NOPE
Blaine says (2:20 PM):
AND KUNRICH IS SHOOTING FIRE AT ME
I SAW YOU
Dan says (2:20 PM):
DO YOU KNOW WHAT A HOLOGRAM IS?
Blaine says (2:21 PM):
THAT WAS NOT A HOLOGRAM SIR
Dan says (2:21 PM):
YES IT WAS
IM BACK IN CANADA WITH MY GIRLFRIEND WATCHNIG THE EPIC FAIL BATTLE
Blaine says (2:21 PM):
BUT YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS HERE WITH ME
WE ARE BATTLING KUNRICH
Dan says (2:21 PM):
THAT IS A CLONE
BUT AN INFERIOR ONE
Blaine says (2:23 PM):
MY POWER HAS INCREASED TENFOLD
I AM IN THE PORN STATE
I AM BREATHING FIRE
Blaine says (2:24 PM):
AND SHOOTING FIRE OUT OF EVERYTHING
Blaine says (2:26 PM):
KUNRICH IS SHOOTING ROCKETS AT YOUR GIRLFRIEND
ALSO SHE'S INSANE
Dan says (2:26 PM):
NOTHING CAN GET TO US

UNLESS YOU MEAN THE INFERIOR CLONE
Blaine says (2:26 PM):
WELL YOU'RE ALMOST DEAD
Dan says (2:26 PM):
YEAH OUR CLONES ARE ALMOST DEAD
BUT NOTHING CAN GET IN HERE
Blaine says (2:27 PM):
OH SHIT
KUNRICH'S SISTER AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND ARE FROZEN TOGETHER
MAGIC CHAIN
Dan says (2:27 PM):
CALL IT CLONE
Blaine says (2:27 PM):
Nevermind
Clone is chained up kun's sister
Blaine says (2:28 PM):
Your girl is into BDSM apparently
Dan says (2:28 PM):
..........
Blaine says (2:31 PM):
OH SHIT
I'M STEALING HER SOUL
Blaine says (2:32 PM):
HOLY SHIT
DOUBLE RAINBOW
Blaine says (2:33 PM):
I STOLE HER SOUL AND MAGIC
Blaine says (2:39 PM):
YOU HAVE BEEN CROWNED MELON KING SCHOFIELD
Dan says (2:39 PM):
NO
Blaine says (2:40 PM):
AND KUNRICH IS IN PRISON
Blaine says (2:42 PM):
HOLY SHIT
GUESS WHAT JUST HAPPENED
Dan says (2:43 PM):
WHAT
Blaine says (2:43 PM):
I JUST HAD SEX
BUT I WAS USING MY MOUTH
AND SOME OTHER GIRLS MOUTH
IT WAS LIKE SEX, BUT WITH 2 MOUTHS INSTEAD OF A VAGINA AND A PENIS
Dan says (2:43 PM):
WHAT GIRL?
Blaine says (2:44 PM):
I dunno. Some girl who helped us defeat kunrich
Dan says (2:44 PM):
THE WAR IS OVER?
Blaine says (2:44 PM):
YES
LET US CELEBRATE
Dan says (2:45 PM):
OK
I WILL NOW HAVE SEX WITH KRISTEN AND MY CURRENT GF
AND YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY