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Hark!
Bobindashadows
February 7th, 2011 09:28 AM
The only reason you are still here SCROLL DOWN Flying monkeys, vampires, or anyone named Nick will rule the world! The infidels shall BURN!
- ...and you're infamous within the society
- ...you are redundant redundant redundant redundant redundant
- ...your coffee explodes
- ...there is acid on your butt
- ...you experience deja vu
- ...everybody cares
- ...your fridge is running
- ...you managed to catch it
- ...you're a noob
- ...on ice, get it? Ice?
- ...the previous line was funny
- ...OMGBBQ without the WTF
- ...Uncyclopedia is interesting
- ...Encyclopedia Dramatica is interesting
- ...Wikipedia is interesting
- ...you manage to mash an adult rat against your forehead
- ...you know JavaScript's ins and outs
- ...you drive a car made out of wood
- ...life is out in the clothing business
- ...this article gets featured
- ...a lamp cares about your life
- ...someone finds Fred The Monkey funny
- ...someone finds ED funny
- ...Blender is simple
- ...BENSON EATS YOU
- ...Chuck Norris is Featured (wait, what?)
- ...Hardwick Fundlebuggy is a buggy
- ...Zombiebaron is an actual baron, bäroning zombies
- ...hümõr iśń't śhöćkińg ör ińćómpréhéńšiblè liké it üšèd tö bè
- ...King Kong wants you dead for 90 bucks
- ...you are an Uncyc Sysop.
- ...That sheep you bought the other day turns a mysterious shade of lilac