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SuperSmeg October 13th, 2010 04:24 PM
New Zombie Awareness Month
 
Everyday, thousands of zombies are destroyed by by offenders with shotguns. Zombies are a undead, thriving species held back by their lack of coherent thought. You can help change this.

By donating one spammer a week for feasting, you are saving money for research into how zombies can be taught and intergrated into our society and live long and undead lives, benefitting the community as a whole.

Save the zombies.

Lindale October 13th, 2010 04:32 PM
Save the zombies.
 
Zombies cannot be blamed for their actions. They don’t know that what they’re doing is wrong. We need to show them their worth, teach them self esteem, educate them, and train them how to become model citizens of society. They are already an endangered species as it is. If we do not take action now, they will die out and become extinct.


Help us save the zombies.

Schofield October 13th, 2010 04:37 PM
Re: Save the zombies.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lindale (Post 5409070)
Zombies cannot be blamed for their actions. They don’t know that what they’re doing is wrong. We need to show them their worth, teach them self esteem, educate them, and train them how to become model citizens of society. They are already an endangered species as it is. If we do not take action now, they will die out and become extinct.


Help us save the zombies.
But then they will be just like normal humans!

SuperSmeg October 13th, 2010 04:45 PM
Re: Save the zombies.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Schofield (Post 5409072)
But then they will be just like normal humans!
Zombies are ex-people. They deserve the chance to make up for something that isn't their fault.

Help us save the zombies.

Schofield October 13th, 2010 04:46 PM
Re: New Zombie Awareness Month
 
But, no.

SuperSmeg October 13th, 2010 04:47 PM
Re: New Zombie Awareness Month
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Schofield (Post 5409075)
But, no.
Do you really want the extinction of an entire sub-species on your consiousness?

Museum October 13th, 2010 05:04 PM
Re: New Zombie Awareness Month
 
You have my sword.

Fracture October 13th, 2010 05:19 PM
Re: New Zombie Awareness Month
 
And my ax! Wait what am I voluntering for?

Schofield October 13th, 2010 05:35 PM
Re: New Zombie Awareness Month
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Billz1282 (Post 5409077)
Do you really want the extinction of an entire sub-species on your consiousness?
I am a sociopath, it matters not to me.

SuperSmeg October 13th, 2010 05:36 PM
Re: New Zombie Awareness Month
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by haKZ (Post 5409082)
And my ax! Wait what am I voluntering for?
You're voluntering to help zombies lead better, and more socially consious undead lives.

Remember, aswell as throwing away weapons, feeding a zombie family one spammer per week helps to save money for you. Less spammers means less living mouths to feed, making the overal economy cheaper to live in, for us and the undead.

Help save the zombies.

Schofield October 13th, 2010 05:45 PM
Re: New Zombie Awareness Month
 
Fuck the zombies.

Museum October 13th, 2010 05:46 PM
Re: New Zombie Awareness Month
 
racist.

Zapex October 13th, 2010 05:54 PM
Re: New Zombie Awareness Month
 
sexist.

Museum October 13th, 2010 05:55 PM
Re: New Zombie Awareness Month
 
equal rights, equal fights, support gender equality by punching both sexes in the face.

Raptor_101 October 13th, 2010 06:04 PM
Re: New Zombie Awareness Month
 
So is it alright that I used a crowbar to kill a bunch of zombies? I think they learned then about their place in society. Poor poor zombies.

SuperSmeg October 13th, 2010 06:09 PM
Re: New Zombie Awareness Month
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Raptor_101 (Post 5409102)
So is it alright that I used a crowbar to kill a bunch of zombies? I think they learned then about their place in society. Poor poor zombies.
Don't fight the victims, fight the cause.

FONZ (Friends Of New Zombies)

Schofield October 13th, 2010 07:17 PM
Re: New Zombie Awareness Month
 
FONZE scheme.

Friend of 'Naked Zombie Erotica'.

Pethegreat October 13th, 2010 07:45 PM
Re: New Zombie Awareness Month
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Billz1282 (Post 5409077)
Do you really want the extinction of an entire sub-species on your consiousness?
I don't want their mouths on my brain.

redgroupclan October 13th, 2010 08:04 PM
Re: New Zombie Awareness Month
 
What about vampires?


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