New Zombie Awareness Month
 

Everyday, thousands of zombies are destroyed by by offenders with shotguns. Zombies are a undead, thriving species held back by their lack of coherent thought. You can help change this.

By donating one spammer a week for feasting, you are saving money for research into how zombies can be taught and intergrated into our society and live long and undead lives, benefitting the community as a whole.

Save the zombies.

Save the zombies.
 

Zombies cannot be blamed for their actions. They don’t know that what they’re doing is wrong. We need to show them their worth, teach them self esteem, educate them, and train them how to become model citizens of society. They are already an endangered species as it is. If we do not take action now, they will die out and become extinct.


Help us save the zombies.

Re: Save the zombies.
 

But then they will be just like normal humans!

Re: Save the zombies.
 

Zombies are ex-people. They deserve the chance to make up for something that isn't their fault.

Help us save the zombies.

Re: New Zombie Awareness Month
 

But, no.

Re: New Zombie Awareness Month
 

Do you really want the extinction of an entire sub-species on your consiousness?

Re: New Zombie Awareness Month
 

You have my sword.

Re: New Zombie Awareness Month
 

And my ax! Wait what am I voluntering for?

Re: New Zombie Awareness Month
 

I am a sociopath, it matters not to me.

Re: New Zombie Awareness Month
 

You're voluntering to help zombies lead better, and more socially consious undead lives.

Remember, aswell as throwing away weapons, feeding a zombie family one spammer per week helps to save money for you. Less spammers means less living mouths to feed, making the overal economy cheaper to live in, for us and the undead.

Help save the zombies.