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Skanker June 1st, 2010 04:30 PM
Dove in the pool with my phone today...
 
Broke as fuck to. No phone communications until the end of summer unless I can somehow come up with Paypal cash for a $100 phone from a 3rd world pre-paid phone company.

/pity

:bawl:

SeinfeldisKindaOk June 1st, 2010 04:32 PM
Re: Dove in the pool with my phone today...
 
you can buy phones for like $30. What you talkin' bout Willis?

Fracture June 1st, 2010 04:36 PM
Re: Dove in the pool with my phone today...
 
^ This.

Skanker June 1st, 2010 04:41 PM
Re: Dove in the pool with my phone today...
 
Where I live the only one we have is like $100. I would buy the crappy $40 one, but they don't have it around where I live and I'm broke anyways...

Dragonelf68 June 1st, 2010 04:46 PM
Re: Dove in the pool with my phone today...
 
I also dove in with my phone today. But mines waterproof up to 5 meters. Could we be split personalities?

Skanker June 1st, 2010 04:59 PM
Re: Dove in the pool with my phone today...
 
I'm gonna say yes because I like your Simpsons signature.

Schofield June 1st, 2010 04:59 PM
Re: Dove in the pool with my phone today...
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Skanker (Post 5330289)
Broke as fuck to. No phone communications until the end of summer unless I can somehow come up with Paypal cash for a $100 phone from a 3rd world pre-paid phone company.

/pity

:bawl:
Question 1: Why the hell would you be wearing clothing while jumping into a pool?

Question 2: Wtf?

Dragonelf68 June 1st, 2010 05:03 PM
Re: Dove in the pool with my phone today...
 
Because of science!
http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/2687/sciencer.gif

Dragonelf68 June 1st, 2010 05:04 PM
Re: Dove in the pool with my phone today...
 
*ahem* Just a minute, I don't think I expressed that just right.

Dragonelf68 June 1st, 2010 05:04 PM
Re: Dove in the pool with my phone today...
 
He did it because of SCIENCE!

http://imgur.com/8kF5p.gif

Ḷëģöläš June 1st, 2010 05:05 PM
Re: Dove in the pool with my phone today...
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Professor Dr. Scientist (Post 5330290)
you can buy phones for like $30. What you talkin' bout Willis?
hell you can but smartphones for a penny if you agree with a 12 month plan or some shit like that.

S.T.A.L.K.E.R. June 1st, 2010 05:05 PM
Re: Dove in the pool with my phone today...
 
I so hope it was an iPhone

Schofield June 1st, 2010 05:07 PM
Re: Dove in the pool with my phone today...
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by S.T.A.L.K.E.R. (Post 5330313)
I so hope it was an iPhone
That reminds me, I have to go check my teachers night stand.

Ḷëģöläš June 1st, 2010 05:07 PM
Re: Dove in the pool with my phone today...
 
wut?

Dragonelf68 June 1st, 2010 05:08 PM
Re: Dove in the pool with my phone today...
 
HE IS SUBTLY HINTING THAT HE HAD SEX WITH HIS TEACHER

Ḷëģöläš June 1st, 2010 05:09 PM
Re: Dove in the pool with my phone today...
 
thought so.

S.T.A.L.K.E.R. June 1st, 2010 05:16 PM
Re: Dove in the pool with my phone today...
 
He's only doing it to get his iPhone!

Schofield June 1st, 2010 05:28 PM
Re: Dove in the pool with my phone today...
 
The teacher is a girl, ironically, her last name is Hardwood.

Ḷëģöläš June 1st, 2010 05:31 PM
Re: Dove in the pool with my phone today...
 
hilarious

Dragonelf68 June 1st, 2010 05:34 PM
Re: Dove in the pool with my phone today...
 
I believe you mean Hardlarious.

Schofield June 1st, 2010 05:40 PM
Re: Dove in the pool with my phone today...
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dragonelf68 (Post 5330331)
I believe you mean Hardlarious.
That was a fail attempt at making a joke. Sorry to tell you.

Dragonelf68 June 1st, 2010 05:44 PM
Re: Dove in the pool with my phone today...
 
I'm aware of that.

Ḷëģöläš June 1st, 2010 05:44 PM
Re: Dove in the pool with my phone today...
 
Your face is a fail attempt at making a joke.

inb4inyri

Dragonelf68 June 1st, 2010 05:45 PM
Re: Dove in the pool with my phone today...
 
Inyri is very familiar with our faces.

Schofield June 1st, 2010 06:01 PM
Re: Dove in the pool with my phone today...
 
TOIWHJH

Free cookies for first to tell me what it stands for!

Dragonelf68 June 1st, 2010 06:08 PM
Re: Dove in the pool with my phone today...
 
Yo mama.

redgroupclan June 1st, 2010 07:03 PM
Re: Dove in the pool with my phone today...
 
I often think of having sex in a room with large pictures of Inyri's avatar all over the room...
Nuughh....

Zedo Mann June 1st, 2010 07:55 PM
Re: Dove in the pool with my phone today...
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Schofield (Post 5330344)
TOIWHJH

Free cookies for first to tell me what it stands for!
Totally obvious I want her huge jizzed hands.

dark_stealth June 1st, 2010 11:19 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Zedo Mann (Post 5330409)
Totally obvious I want her huge jizzed hands.
(T)(O)(I)(W)(H)(H)(J)(H)

TOIWH <H?> JH

You added an extra H? Cheater

Bubbleteatroopa June 1st, 2010 11:34 PM
Re: Dove in the pool with my phone today...
 
Noooooooooo000000000000ooooooooooooo00000000000000 b :lulz:

But that sucks for real man. I dropped my cell phone down a waterfall, but it actually still worked :D!!!

It made funny noises tho...

Crumbs June 1st, 2010 11:41 PM
Re: Dove in the pool with my phone today...
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by S.T.A.L.K.E.R. (Post 5330313)
I so hope it was an iPhone
I love my iPhone.

SeinfeldisKindaOk June 1st, 2010 11:49 PM
Re: Dove in the pool with my phone today...
 
old skool California Angels. oh shi-

Red Menace June 2nd, 2010 12:04 AM
Re: Dove in the pool with my phone today...
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Skanker (Post 5330293)
Where I live the only one we have is like $100. I would buy the crappy $40 one, but they don't have it around where I live and I'm broke anyways...
I live in the same area you do and I don't have a $100 dollar phone. I don't know what bullshit story the salesmen at the phone store is giving you but they have cheaper phones. When I went to get a new phone the guy showed me the most expensive ones in the store first and acted like he was getting me a deal. I told him I wasn't paying more than $50 bucks for a damn phone and he finally got me a damn phone for less than $50 bucks.

I'll come pick you up and we'll get you a phone.

Crumbs June 2nd, 2010 12:12 AM
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Can you pick me up?

Dragonelf68 June 2nd, 2010 07:11 AM
Re: Dove in the pool with my phone today...
 
Do you have any candy?

Admiral Donutz June 2nd, 2010 07:39 AM
Re: Dove in the pool with my phone today...
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Red Menace (Post 5330538)
I live in the same area you do and I don't have a $100 dollar phone. I don't know what bullshit story the salesmen at the phone store is giving you but they have cheaper phones. When I went to get a new phone the guy showed me the most expensive ones in the store first and acted like he was getting me a deal. I told him I wasn't paying more than $50 bucks for a damn phone and he finally got me a damn phone for less than $50 bucks.

I'll come pick you up and we'll get you a phone.
I don't need a phone, or a class into how to tell a salesman he can stuff that high commision/profit items up his or her behind... but feel free to pick me up. :naughty:

redgroupclan June 2nd, 2010 08:01 AM
Re: Dove in the pool with my phone today...
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dragonelf68 (Post 5330770)
Do you have any candy?
I keep some candy in my back pocket.
Why don't you reach in there and get it? :naughty:

Sadim-Al-Bouncer June 2nd, 2010 09:18 AM
Re: Dove in the pool with my phone today...
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dragonelf68 (Post 5330770)
Do you have any candy?
If you love candy, then you oughta come on down to the cellar. I got a whole freezer full of popsicles.

Dragonelf68 June 2nd, 2010 10:09 AM
Re: Dove in the pool with my phone today...
 
Holy shit really!


....

Dragonelf68 June 2nd, 2010 10:09 AM
Re: Dove in the pool with my phone today...
 
What flavor?

Commissar MercZ June 2nd, 2010 10:20 AM
Re: Dove in the pool with my phone today...
 
Don't go into strangers cars. It won't end well. It never does.


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