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book January 22nd, 2010 02:48 PM

Election Coverage!
 
We'll return to our showing of 'Baggy: the anorexic elephant' in just a moment, but I wanted to let you all know that the 2009 Awards voting is now underway. As with the previous ZiffDavis overlords, the current owners are apparently incapable of doing simple tasks correctly because we already have multiple threads *for the same poll*.

We'll keep an eye on the utter failures of the current regime and inform you when we find out anything new.

In other news, the spammertariat elections gave gone without a hitch and we should be expecting results at any time.

Badha1rday January 22nd, 2010 03:02 PM

Re: Election Coverage!
 
Superior.

Nittany Tiger January 22nd, 2010 03:04 PM

Re: Election Coverage!
 
In other news, attempts to pull the stick from book's ass have failed. More attempts will be made, as well as investigations into how deep the stick is in there.

Sadim-Al-Bouncer January 22nd, 2010 03:05 PM

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http://images.billoreilly.com/images...48_H_SW350.jpg

book January 22nd, 2010 03:09 PM

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Because we, are looking out..for you..


http://cache.gawker.com/assets/video...gawker.flv.jpg

book January 22nd, 2010 03:09 PM

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YES I MEANT TO POST TWICE WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

nct

book January 22nd, 2010 04:07 PM

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Welcome back folks!

Even more news related to the GF Forum Awards.. it seems the folks in charge were unable to handle a simple matter such as keeping their website online for a few hours while folks voted. That's right GamingForums mysteriously disappeared from the internet for a space of about 30 minutes.

Great job guys! Keep up the goods work.


More on this later.

Afterburner January 22nd, 2010 04:10 PM

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It's probably Obama's fault.

Sl4sh January 22nd, 2010 04:11 PM

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Change your name to Newspaper.

book January 22nd, 2010 04:32 PM

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As we report on the continuing ineptitude of those people who are running things related to the Forum Awards here on GamingForums. One of this reporters dear friends noticed today that the 'best post' he was nominated for has actually been deleted by our ever incompetent staff members.

Quote:

Originally Posted by BadHairDẵy (Post 5218397)
The thread my post was in got deleted, how are people going to vote for me now?

...Overlooked that one, didn't we, guys?

Way to go guys!

Keep it coming!

Badha1rday January 22nd, 2010 04:33 PM

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I feel like I've been bashed in the kneecaps with a lead pipe.

Nittany Tiger January 22nd, 2010 06:43 PM

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No. That's book waving his ass stick at you.

And it's still not out.

Badha1rday January 22nd, 2010 06:45 PM

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I have had no compensation for my loss as of yet.

Commissar MercZ January 22nd, 2010 08:09 PM

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Spam does tough love.

Inyri Forge January 22nd, 2010 08:11 PM

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I thought the thread title said Election Cleavage.

book January 22nd, 2010 08:12 PM

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Hello folks!

We've recently been made aware of another display of complete ineptitude by the current administration in their running of the Forum Awards.

As we see in this thread, the people behind the current awards were apparently not aware of the limits of their own forum software and so had to remove one of the Award threads until they could come up with a way to fix their mistake.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Killer Kyle (Post 5218434)
Most Missed is temporarily out because there are more than 20 nominees for the award, but forum polls can only have 20 choices at most.

It's not forgotten about, though.


Not to worry, for those of you participating in the Spammertariat Awards, our glorious leader Red Menace forsaw this problem and it has been taken care of from the beginning. As noted by this thread: http://forums.filefront.com/2009-spa...committee.html (see rule 3A)

Remember folks support your forum administration... they really really need all the help they can get.

Commissar MercZ January 22nd, 2010 08:13 PM

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Outrage! The Spammtertariat shall not stand for this!

book January 22nd, 2010 08:24 PM

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Do not fear faithful constituent! Red Menace has managed our Awards in glorious fashion!

Commissar MercZ January 22nd, 2010 08:29 PM

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The spammertariat watches!

Afterburner January 22nd, 2010 08:34 PM

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book is a tough crowd

book January 22nd, 2010 08:36 PM

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I just find it amusing that a bunch of spammers have run better & more popular awards than the people who run the forum.

Sl4sh January 22nd, 2010 08:40 PM

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The People's Republic of Spam.

Crumbs January 22nd, 2010 10:45 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Inyri Forge (Post 5218630)
I thought the thread title said Election Cleavage.

As did I.

NiteStryker January 23rd, 2010 09:31 AM

Re: Election Coverage!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by BadHairDẵy (Post 5218405)
I feel like I've been bashed in the kneecaps with a lead pipe.

You're welcome.

Lets not forget my 2010 avatar has been chosen as my 2009 avatar.

Not like I give a shit I just enjoy pointing out mistakes. You know, like Destroyer25 and his claim to be a "history expert" even tho he doesnt know what year the war of 1812 was.

Commissar MercZ January 23rd, 2010 10:18 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Sl4sh (Post 5218657)
The People's Republic of Spam.

http://forums.filefront.com/members/...am-commune.jpg

Red Menace January 23rd, 2010 06:26 PM

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An oldie but a goodie.

Scientist Dr. Professor January 23rd, 2010 06:34 PM

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Ah the glory days, when Spam propaganda was as easy as including the Spam smilie in every image.

book January 23rd, 2010 06:34 PM

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We've evolved.

Adrian Ţepeş January 23rd, 2010 06:49 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by NiteStryker (Post 5219028)
even tho he doesnt know what year the war of 1812 was.

That was that there battle what took place at the Alamo right?

Red Menace January 23rd, 2010 06:50 PM

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Obviously, idiot.

Commissar MercZ January 23rd, 2010 07:39 PM

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Damn it, I didn't know that :<

Afterburner January 23rd, 2010 08:53 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by computernerd (Post 5219461)
That was that there battle what took place at the Alamo right?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Red Menace (Post 5219464)
Obviously, idiot.

You're both retarded.

Alamo is a brand of beer.

Sl4sh January 23rd, 2010 08:57 PM

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American beer sucks.

Afterburner January 23rd, 2010 08:59 PM

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:SeinfeldRules:

Sl4sh January 23rd, 2010 09:00 PM

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I'm sorry, but it is the honest truth.

Adrian Ţepeş January 23rd, 2010 09:02 PM

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If you can't drink American beer because "it doesn't taste good" then you're a wimpy little girl.

Afterburner January 23rd, 2010 09:03 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by computernerd (Post 5219543)
If you can't drink American beer because "it doesn't taste good" then you're a wimpy little girl.

This. American beer is supposed to be disgusting to separate the men from the boys.

Sl4sh January 23rd, 2010 09:07 PM

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No, it is shit as in, it won't get me drunk faster since, compared to the rest of the world's beer its alcohol percentage is lower.

It's simply a beer for wussies.

Afterburner January 23rd, 2010 09:12 PM

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That's so you have to drink more to get drunk. Only real men will have bladders big enough to allow them to get drunk quickly.

Sl4sh January 23rd, 2010 09:42 PM

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Quit making excuses.

Destroyer25 January 23rd, 2010 09:54 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by NiteStryker (Post 5219028)
You're welcome.

Lets not forget my 2010 avatar has been chosen as my 2009 avatar.

Not like I give a shit I just enjoy pointing out mistakes. You know, like Destroyer25 and his claim to be a "history expert" even tho he doesnt know what year the war of 1812 was.

Thanks. Coming from the guy who's country tells their kids that they won that war. :rofl:

Stratopwn3r January 23rd, 2010 09:59 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Destroyer25 (Post 5219563)
Thanks. Coming from the guy who's country tells their kids that they won that war. :rofl:

You are my homie and all dest, but nite's burn was more delicious.

Badha1rday January 23rd, 2010 10:01 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Destroyer25 (Post 5219563)
Thanks. Coming from the guy who's country tells their kids that they won that war. :rofl:

It was a stalemate, broski.

Sl4sh January 23rd, 2010 10:07 PM

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In reality, the French won.

Badha1rday January 23rd, 2010 10:08 PM

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I would sooner eat their cheese.

Crumbs January 23rd, 2010 10:09 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Stratopwn3r (Post 5219566)
You are my homie and all dest, but nite's burn was more delicious.

Read that as Nite's bum.

Inyri Forge January 23rd, 2010 10:38 PM

Re: Election Coverage!
 
Destroyer tries so hard to make himself believe he's awesome.

book January 23rd, 2010 10:40 PM

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I like how he had to put in his usertitle that he is a history expert.


Just because I put "best forum book" in my title doesn't make it true. I have to actually be the best book on this forum. Which I am.

Rod Menass January 23rd, 2010 10:43 PM

Re: Election Coverage!
 
I made my user title 공 화국의 영원한 주석, and you know what? It came true.

Crumbs January 23rd, 2010 10:43 PM

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Like my new user title.


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