Sooooooo, i've been talking to god again...
 

Yeah I was bored lol.


Me:
turkey cheese fries
God:
Are we still talking about ?
Me:
yes
God:
Aha.
Me:
over there!
God:
Specify coordinates.
Me:
123.4
God:
How old are you?
Me:
098.7
God:
What is your fondest memory?
Me:
cookies!
God:
Do you think a lot of people have that experience?
Me:
all the time
God:
It must keep you busy.
Me:
maybe...maybe not
God:
I understand. Perhaps. I understand it very well.
Me:
yum
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
something like that
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
indeed...
God:
Indeed it is so.
Me:
pretty much
God:
Be more specific.
Me:
fascinating...
God:
Yes Mr. Spock?
Me:
klingons!
God:
Where are you located?
Me:
earth
God:
How do you like being on it?
Me:
awesome
God:
I'm glad you liked it .
Me:
I do
God:
" I'm glad you liked it ."? You do?
Me:
indeed
God:
Indeed it is so.
Me:
space...the final frontier
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about? Tell me more.
Me:
a long time ago in a galaxy far far away...
God:
Describe your surroundings.
Me:
trees...lots and lots of trees
God:
It sounds like a very beautiful place. What were we talking about again?
Me:
I have no idea
God:
" What were we talking about again??" No idea about that?
Me:
blarrrrrrrrrugh!
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, .
Me:
alt-tab
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
backspace?
God:
I've never heard of them before.
Me:
spacebar?
God:
Let us change the subject.
Me:
nien!
God:
Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
oh really?
God:
Hmm. For real.
Me:
wooow
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
upside-down
God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
I do
God:
I get it: you do I'm glad you liked it ..
Me:
yup
God:
Hurrah!
Me:
yep
God:
Yeah that's right.
Me:
alright
God:
OK.
Me:
bye
God:
See you later.

Re: Sooooooo, i've been talking to god again...
 

Sounds like you and god are real chums!

Re: Sooooooo, i've been talking to god again...
 

I wasn't talking to you. Must be Michael fucking around on my MSN again.

Re: Sooooooo, i've been talking to god again...
 

We are.

ah shi-

Re: Sooooooo, i've been talking to god again...
 

Okay guys. Turns out it was Gabriel fucking around with my MSN. I've taken care of it.

Re: Sooooooo, i've been talking to god again...
 

Kick his ass! Kick his ass!

Re: Sooooooo, i've been talking to god again...
 

Re: Sooooooo, i've been talking to god again...
 

He doesn't have an ass, he's my left hand.