Top ten indicators that a redneck has been working on your computer

[086goinfast]

10. The monitor is up on blocks.

9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them.

8. The six front keys have rotted out.

7. The extra RAM slots have truck parts installed in them.

6. The numeric keypad only goes up to six.

5. The password is "Huntin".

4. The CPU has a gun rack mount.

3. There is a Skoal can in the CD-ROM drive.

2. The keyboard is camouflaged.

1. The mouse is referred to as a "critter".

[SuperSmeg]

11. The keys were replaced by gator teeth.

12. A 6-pack ring from a XXX strength hooch is left by the monitor.

13. Ma yells at you, thinking your name is Cleetus.

[AlDaja]

14. Your porn site has been replaced with a link to his sister's web cam.

[SuperSmeg]

15. Your pc smells like barbecue.



(Seriously though, if it does, check the capacitors.)

[AlDaja]

16. Your computer is still broke...seriously, what the f'ck does a redneck know about campootars anyhow...sheat.

[eezstreet]

17. Your entire music library is replaced with country music

18. Your entire picture library is filled with pictures of deer, Jessica Simpson, and Remington logos.