pleese gise mi cuntry needs halp!

[Schofield]

mi cuntry needs halp gise. wee hav noe munee and awl of da bois older den 19 hasv 2 join in da rmy. i dont want 2 goe in2 da rmy becawse i r dont want 2 di. if u gise cud sand mi famly sum munee maibee wee kan fli ah aerplane 2 a cuntry dat is safe. wee were tinking sumwares liike Mecksicko.!

[Adrian Ţepeş]

[AlDaja]

Negative, you're being pulled into the moons gravitational pull - accept your fate.

[Red Menace]

Don't worry my little IraqFrican friend. I will speak of your cause to all my friends and we together will feel sympathy for you and complain loudly to everyone we can about why no one takes action in your favor but refuse to take action ourselves because we don't believe in action, except in this case, but only if done by other people, because then no matter how it goes we can look like we did something even though we didn't and sleep soundly at night because we tired ourselves out so greatly by patting ourselves on the backs for a job not actually done, but it is the thought that counts and a thought well done.

[VFrieden]

Don't go to Mecksicko, or teh swines will get ya!

[book]

HELLO AND GOD BLESS YOU MY FRIENDS

MY NAME IS PRESIDENT MUMKAMBO MOHIAM HELEN GAIUS

I AM THE OWNER OF A LARGE ESTATE OF TRIBILLIONS OF US DOLLARS

I WAS ONCE THE PRINCE OF A SMALL AFRICAN VILLAGE

THOUGH I COULD NOT FEED MY PEOPLE AND THEY HAD ME THROWN OUT I AM ACTUALLY VERY RICH

I WOULD LIKE TO SHARE THESE RICHES WITH YOU

SEND ME YOUR SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER AND CREDIT CARD INFORMATION OF THE VISA SO THAT I MAY BEGIN THE TRANSACTION

THANK YOU AND GOD BLESS YOU AND YOUR MANY HAPPY CHILDREN IN THE LAND OF AMERICA

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[Schofield]

Originally Posted by book

HELLO AND GOD BLESS YOU MY FRIENDS

MY NAME IS PRESIDENT MUMKAMBO MOHIAM HELEN GAIUS

I AM THE OWNER OF A LARGE ESTATE OF TRIBILLIONS OF US DOLLARS

I WAS ONCE THE PRINCE OF A SMALL AFRICAN VILLAGE

THOUGH I COULD NOT FEED MY PEOPLE AND THEY HAD ME THROWN OUT I AM ACTUALLY VERY RICH

I WOULD LIKE TO SHARE THESE RICHES WITH YOU

SEND ME YOUR SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER AND CREDIT CARD INFORMATION OF THE VISA SO THAT I MAY BEGIN THE TRANSACTION

THANK YOU AND GOD BLESS YOU AND YOUR MANY HAPPY CHILDREN IN THE LAND OF AMERICA

nct

wee r hav noe munee in mi cuntry.! i hav herd uv u tho i herd u r ah gud men bcuz u maked meny peepul hapee bcuz u giv dem munee. i hav no soshul seckyuritee number but i wil ask famly if dey hav 1. i hav 2 joyne da rmy in 2 daise. i need munee pleese.!

[Red Menace]

SOMEONE SHOULD HELP THEM!




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[Nittany Tiger]

I support the country of Lolcat. I'll send help right away.