They should make a game that tricks people into joining the army. Each mission could surreptitiously lead you to fill in part of an online application. Then after you beat the game someone shows up at your door and drags you away to your new life peeling potatoes while wearing full body armor in 120 degree weather. It would blow your mind. Especially if you got shot in the head.
"you know what else is a knee slapper? America's dong."
They should make a game that tricks people into joining the army. Each mission could surreptitiously lead you to fill in part of an online application. Then after you beat the game someone shows up at your door and drags you away to your new life peeling potatoes while wearing full body armor in 120 degree weather. It would blow your mind. Especially if you got shot in the head.
It would also give you a lot of extra time to masturbate.
Money grabbing scheme IMO, the maps don't really look that interesting and there is hardly any graphical improvement.
Jesus christ. That is so goddamn true I have had the "shakira vs jessica beil" debate for hours on post. They should have the troops filling sandbags as well.
And driving a truck 50 miles only to have messed up paperwork.
And a giant LOL to the 240g wii controller than you cant fire without permission.
Where is the daily heavy drinking bouts with Slovak engineers while you watch the South Koreans train nearly 24 hours a day straight for no reason? That is what my friend said modern warfare was like.
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