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1. Chuck Norris punches so hard, that you can be sent back through time, where Chuck Norris will be waiting to punch you again.

2, Chuck Norris makes bullets cry.

3. There's God, then there's Chuck Norris.

4. Chuck Norris moves planets simply by spitting on them.

5. Chuck Norris eats lightning and craps the Apocalypse.
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Chuck Norris will eventually get bored of these jokes one day and roundhouse-kick the planet. That day is December 21st, 2012.

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You're an idiot.

Chuck Norris jokes, no matter what they are, are old.
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There's Chuck Norris, and there's pen0r.
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This one time Chuck Norrie raped some one and Jesus felt the Sodomy
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Chuck Norris 'makes' you tolerant of other peoples sexual preferences.
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Default Re: The NEW Chuck Norris Facts
1. Chuck Norris, in the field of medical science, has a very advanced muscular system, in which he can feature extraordinary and unhumanlike feats, such as sending an average male or female human to the past.

2. Chuck Norris has an incredibly unique physical appearance, in which he appears mildly threatening, thus making lead bullets produce tears.

3. Christians and Jews often propose that God is the highest being in existence, which Chuck Norris surpasses.

4. Chuck Norris can alter the alliance of planets in the solar system, simply by producing saliva and projecting it with force at the surface, creating an incredible impact.

5. Chuck Norris consumes the mixture of hot air and cold air in a humid temperature, commonly known as lightning, and defecates the often-proposed end of Earth.
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