Who gets dibs?
 

Dibs go to the winner.

Re: Who gets dibs?
 

I obviously win. I mean look, I'm at the top of the poll.

Re: Who gets dibs?
 

Professor Dr. Riles.

Re: Who gets dibs?
 

I definitely have dibs. Not only do I have dibs, I have dibs on the dibs. And I have I dibs on having dibs on the dibs too. And I extrapolate those dibs ad nauseum.

If that means Riles and I split the dibs then I accept.

Re: Who gets dibs?
 

What flavor are the dibs? Crunch bar?

Re: Who gets dibs?
 

They're dib flavored.

Re: Who gets dibs?
 

Then I vote you. He better mail you those god damned dibs.

Re: Who gets dibs?
 

dib flavored dibs are exponentially more dib flavored than regular dibs.
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Is the word dibs starting to lose all meaning for anyone else?

Re: Who gets dibs?
 

I call dibs on those dibs because those dibs are dib flavored and I like them that way.

Re: Who gets dibs?
 

[Lurk]To all potential voters, I'm now buying votes. Completely legal. Just keep quiet about it.[/Lurk]