Gentlemen.
 

I've been away on very official and important business, in fact, I am still on that business, posting from a certain sibling's computer at 1 in the morning. How's everyone doin'?

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Are you doing it for America?



And I'm well, how are you?

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Super fine. I have a picture I want to show here. Rednecks, you won't like it, I think.

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Had a spanish cooking course, followed by a birthday party and got back at 5AM. Pretty awesome.

http://knowyourmeme.com/i/701/origin...-Gentlemen.jpg

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What are you doing on your supposed "siblings" computer at this time of night? hmmmm!

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Southern past-time.

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Mentlegen!

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.nemeltneG

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Ladies.

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Why hello there!

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I DO COCAINE!

nct

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No.

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You're right, I don't.

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In Soviet Russia, cocaine does you.

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In Soviet Russia, flu catches you!

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No more reversals, don't get Yakov Smirnoff any ideas for a comeback.

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That should be

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I'm still here.

Want to know what pisses me off? The fact that my friend's incredibly hot sister almost never comes out of her room.

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it's because you took your clothes off too soon.

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Just ask if you can join her (in a non-threatening way). And how hot are we talking?

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Like seriously hot. I would know, i'm that gurl. COME IN, Rednecks!

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Just because you want the cock doesn't mean you have to pretend to be a girl.

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You know you want this.

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Lol.

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I used to ask strange people to come in all the time. I wish I could tell you the scars are healing on my bum.

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I left already. Next time I see her will be next year, when I got watch my former class's graduation. Good to be home.

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Well I suggest you start scheming now, and you didn't answer my question.

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I'm not sure how I should approach this.

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The answer to my question or the answer to yours?

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Maybe a little of both.

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Well, she's got tanned skin and a nice body and very cute. Almost Asian looking eyes, even though she's German and Latvian or something.

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Sounds hot to me, I would ask for further details but I have a feeling you're not the one to share.

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What's interesting is that her brother, my best friend, is probably the palest person I've ever seen.

I was at the shore the last two days, visiting my uncle. He came with us the first day, he wore a fuckton of sunscreen and ended up with sunburn. I sat in the sun for 6 hours each day with non, I got a small amount of burn action on my face that's healed up.

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Just a note, never tell her about this place. She like most other women, will not find it hot or cool.

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I don't really talk to her. Would be awkward around her brother.

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Is she at least around your age?

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Year younger.

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Oh that's not bad then, you might want to actually talk to her some time though.

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I get to see once a year for 2 weeks, and I just got back. Never a time I could really get her alone.

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Give her your contact info. E-mail, text, facebook, whatever you use.

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You just said she goes into her room and never comes out. Hide in the closet.

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That'll end in a nice legal case, or it'll end like a porno. Try it and report back.

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Well, let's hope for the porno. Two people, let me stress this, who almost never interact, having sex compulsively?

Like I said, we don't really speak to each other, and the weirder part is that I can't even get a laugh out of her to get her attention or anything. She laughs with her friends, her friends laugh at my stuff, her family laughs at my stuff, but it's like my attempts at humour are totally lost on her. I'm very, very good at making people laugh, too. It's practically my specialty.

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I thought porno was directly relative to life.

I really wish I had good advice to give you. Cause you seem like a good guy and I want you to succeed, but quite honestly I'm nothing but a giant failure with women. Maybe try dumbing your humor down a bit or just work out a lot or something.

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Your advice was fine. It's just the situation that's terrible, maybe I went to the man's house more than once a year, something could happen.

You're a good man, Ronald_Jesch, and I can't give any reputation to you. I'm going to sit back and listen to opera. Get my thoughts off her.

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Sounds like she's just not familiar with you, she just needs to get to know you better.

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That is what I'm getting to.

What embarrassed me was that I read A Picture of Dorian Gray last year, and so did she. Now I feel like I'm reading a teen girl's romance story.

On the plus side of the vacation, I did get to visit my niece. 3 years old, and woke me up every morning.

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Bring it up, maybe she'll think that's cool or sensitive.