Notices

Go Back   FileFront Forums > Main Forums > Spamming Forum
Reload this Page Gentlemen.

Remember Me?
Register FAQ Members List Social Groups Calendar Mark Forums Read

Spamming Forum
Crazy Talk? You bet. Beware of the Belt Gator. This forum will not boost your post count.

Reply
Page 5 of 6 « First 34 5 6
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
Old August 17th, 2009   #41
I would die without GF
 
Captain Fist's Avatar
 
Join Date: December 17th, 2005
Status: video games
5,642 posts, 3 likes.
Rep Power: 28
Captain Fist is as cool as a ModeratorCaptain Fist is as cool as a ModeratorCaptain Fist is as cool as a ModeratorCaptain Fist is as cool as a ModeratorCaptain Fist is as cool as a ModeratorCaptain Fist is as cool as a ModeratorCaptain Fist is as cool as a ModeratorCaptain Fist is as cool as a ModeratorCaptain Fist is as cool as a ModeratorCaptain Fist is as cool as a ModeratorCaptain Fist is as cool as a Moderator
Default Re: Gentlemen.
I get to see once a year for 2 weeks, and I just got back. Never a time I could really get her alone.
Steve Irwin, February 22, 1962-September 4, 2006, RIP.
Captain Fist is offline   Reply With Quote
Old August 17th, 2009   #42
Spamulous Spamitopian
 
Mitch Connor's Avatar
 
Join Date: August 6th, 2008
Location: Who are you, a CIA spook or KGB wolf?
Status: Available, with three proofs of purchase.
1,312 posts, 1 likes.
Rep Power: 17
Mitch Connor is close friends with everybodyMitch Connor is close friends with everybodyMitch Connor is close friends with everybodyMitch Connor is close friends with everybodyMitch Connor is close friends with everybodyMitch Connor is close friends with everybodyMitch Connor is close friends with everybody
Send a message via AIM to Mitch Connor
Default Re: Gentlemen.
Give her your contact info. E-mail, text, facebook, whatever you use.
Am I the only one who finds "Deliverance" hilarious?
Mitch Connor is offline   Reply With Quote
Old August 17th, 2009   #43
Nature's best screw up.
 
Badha1rday's Avatar
 
Join Date: July 26th, 2005
Location: Raritan; New Jersey
Status: Glad to be back
4,057 posts, 45 likes.
Rep Power: 28
Badha1rday has a commanding presenceBadha1rday has a commanding presenceBadha1rday has a commanding presenceBadha1rday has a commanding presenceBadha1rday has a commanding presenceBadha1rday has a commanding presenceBadha1rday has a commanding presenceBadha1rday has a commanding presenceBadha1rday has a commanding presenceBadha1rday has a commanding presenceBadha1rday has a commanding presence
Send a message via AIM to Badha1rday
Default Re: Gentlemen.
You just said she goes into her room and never comes out. Hide in the closet.
Badha1rday is offline   Reply With Quote
Old August 17th, 2009   #44
Spamulous Spamitopian
 
Mitch Connor's Avatar
 
Join Date: August 6th, 2008
Location: Who are you, a CIA spook or KGB wolf?
Status: Available, with three proofs of purchase.
1,312 posts, 1 likes.
Rep Power: 17
Mitch Connor is close friends with everybodyMitch Connor is close friends with everybodyMitch Connor is close friends with everybodyMitch Connor is close friends with everybodyMitch Connor is close friends with everybodyMitch Connor is close friends with everybodyMitch Connor is close friends with everybody
Send a message via AIM to Mitch Connor
Default Re: Gentlemen.
That'll end in a nice legal case, or it'll end like a porno. Try it and report back.
Am I the only one who finds "Deliverance" hilarious?
Mitch Connor is offline   Reply With Quote
Old August 17th, 2009   #45
I would die without GF
 
Captain Fist's Avatar
 
Join Date: December 17th, 2005
Status: video games
5,642 posts, 3 likes.
Rep Power: 28
Captain Fist is as cool as a ModeratorCaptain Fist is as cool as a ModeratorCaptain Fist is as cool as a ModeratorCaptain Fist is as cool as a ModeratorCaptain Fist is as cool as a ModeratorCaptain Fist is as cool as a ModeratorCaptain Fist is as cool as a ModeratorCaptain Fist is as cool as a ModeratorCaptain Fist is as cool as a ModeratorCaptain Fist is as cool as a ModeratorCaptain Fist is as cool as a Moderator
Default Re: Gentlemen.
Well, let's hope for the porno. Two people, let me stress this, who almost never interact, having sex compulsively?

Like I said, we don't really speak to each other, and the weirder part is that I can't even get a laugh out of her to get her attention or anything. She laughs with her friends, her friends laugh at my stuff, her family laughs at my stuff, but it's like my attempts at humour are totally lost on her. I'm very, very good at making people laugh, too. It's practically my specialty.
Steve Irwin, February 22, 1962-September 4, 2006, RIP.
Last edited by Captain Fist; August 17th, 2009 at 08:55 PM.
Captain Fist is offline   Reply With Quote
Old August 17th, 2009   #46
Spamulous Spamitopian
 
Mitch Connor's Avatar
 
Join Date: August 6th, 2008
Location: Who are you, a CIA spook or KGB wolf?
Status: Available, with three proofs of purchase.
1,312 posts, 1 likes.
Rep Power: 17
Mitch Connor is close friends with everybodyMitch Connor is close friends with everybodyMitch Connor is close friends with everybodyMitch Connor is close friends with everybodyMitch Connor is close friends with everybodyMitch Connor is close friends with everybodyMitch Connor is close friends with everybody
Send a message via AIM to Mitch Connor
Default Re: Gentlemen.
I thought porno was directly relative to life.

I really wish I had good advice to give you. Cause you seem like a good guy and I want you to succeed, but quite honestly I'm nothing but a giant failure with women. Maybe try dumbing your humor down a bit or just work out a lot or something.
Am I the only one who finds "Deliverance" hilarious?
Mitch Connor is offline   Reply With Quote
Old August 17th, 2009   #47
I would die without GF
 
Captain Fist's Avatar
 
Join Date: December 17th, 2005
Status: video games
5,642 posts, 3 likes.
Rep Power: 28
Captain Fist is as cool as a ModeratorCaptain Fist is as cool as a ModeratorCaptain Fist is as cool as a ModeratorCaptain Fist is as cool as a ModeratorCaptain Fist is as cool as a ModeratorCaptain Fist is as cool as a ModeratorCaptain Fist is as cool as a ModeratorCaptain Fist is as cool as a ModeratorCaptain Fist is as cool as a ModeratorCaptain Fist is as cool as a ModeratorCaptain Fist is as cool as a Moderator
Default Re: Gentlemen.
Your advice was fine. It's just the situation that's terrible, maybe I went to the man's house more than once a year, something could happen.

You're a good man, Ronald_Jesch, and I can't give any reputation to you. I'm going to sit back and listen to opera. Get my thoughts off her.
Steve Irwin, February 22, 1962-September 4, 2006, RIP.
Captain Fist is offline   Reply With Quote
Old August 17th, 2009   #48
Spamulous Spamitopian
 
Mitch Connor's Avatar
 
Join Date: August 6th, 2008
Location: Who are you, a CIA spook or KGB wolf?
Status: Available, with three proofs of purchase.
1,312 posts, 1 likes.
Rep Power: 17
Mitch Connor is close friends with everybodyMitch Connor is close friends with everybodyMitch Connor is close friends with everybodyMitch Connor is close friends with everybodyMitch Connor is close friends with everybodyMitch Connor is close friends with everybodyMitch Connor is close friends with everybody
Send a message via AIM to Mitch Connor
Default Re: Gentlemen.
Sounds like she's just not familiar with you, she just needs to get to know you better.
Am I the only one who finds "Deliverance" hilarious?
Mitch Connor is offline   Reply With Quote
Old August 17th, 2009   #49
I would die without GF
 
Captain Fist's Avatar
 
Join Date: December 17th, 2005
Status: video games
5,642 posts, 3 likes.
Rep Power: 28
Captain Fist is as cool as a ModeratorCaptain Fist is as cool as a ModeratorCaptain Fist is as cool as a ModeratorCaptain Fist is as cool as a ModeratorCaptain Fist is as cool as a ModeratorCaptain Fist is as cool as a ModeratorCaptain Fist is as cool as a ModeratorCaptain Fist is as cool as a ModeratorCaptain Fist is as cool as a ModeratorCaptain Fist is as cool as a ModeratorCaptain Fist is as cool as a Moderator
Default Re: Gentlemen.
That is what I'm getting to.

What embarrassed me was that I read A Picture of Dorian Gray last year, and so did she. Now I feel like I'm reading a teen girl's romance story.

On the plus side of the vacation, I did get to visit my niece. 3 years old, and woke me up every morning.
Steve Irwin, February 22, 1962-September 4, 2006, RIP.
Captain Fist is offline   Reply With Quote
Old August 17th, 2009   #50
Spamulous Spamitopian
 
Mitch Connor's Avatar
 
Join Date: August 6th, 2008
Location: Who are you, a CIA spook or KGB wolf?
Status: Available, with three proofs of purchase.
1,312 posts, 1 likes.
Rep Power: 17
Mitch Connor is close friends with everybodyMitch Connor is close friends with everybodyMitch Connor is close friends with everybodyMitch Connor is close friends with everybodyMitch Connor is close friends with everybodyMitch Connor is close friends with everybodyMitch Connor is close friends with everybody
Send a message via AIM to Mitch Connor
Default Re: Gentlemen.
Bring it up, maybe she'll think that's cool or sensitive.
Am I the only one who finds "Deliverance" hilarious?
Mitch Connor is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply
Page 5 of 6 « First 34 5 6

Bookmarks

« Previous Thread | Next Thread »
Thread Tools
Display Modes
Linear Mode Linear Mode

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On

Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
Gentlemen... Sared Jedi Academy General Yib-Yab (Off Topic) 2 July 16th, 2009 12:28 AM
Gentlemen... DarthParrot Spamming Forum 16 January 20th, 2008 10:41 AM
How are you gentlemen !! Nemesis x27x Spamming Forum 12 June 16th, 2007 11:57 PM


All times are GMT -7.





   
 





This site is part of the Defy Media Gaming network
The best serving of video game culture, since 2001. Whether you're looking for news, reviews, walkthroughs, or the biggest collection of PC gaming files on the planet, Game Front has you covered. We also make no illusions about gaming: it's supposed to be fun. Browse gaming galleries, humor lists, and honest, short-form reporting. Game on!

FileFront Forums - Terms of Service - Top
Theme Selection
Copyright © 2002-2016 Game Front. All rights reserved. Powered by vBulletin®
Copyright ©2000 - 2016, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
Forum Theme by Danny King (FileTrekker), Sheepeep & Graeme(rs)
RSS Feed Widget by FeedWind