Re: Gentlemen.
 

I get to see once a year for 2 weeks, and I just got back. Never a time I could really get her alone.

Re: Gentlemen.
 

Give her your contact info. E-mail, text, facebook, whatever you use.

Re: Gentlemen.
 

You just said she goes into her room and never comes out. Hide in the closet.

Re: Gentlemen.
 

That'll end in a nice legal case, or it'll end like a porno. Try it and report back.

Re: Gentlemen.
 

Well, let's hope for the porno. Two people, let me stress this, who almost never interact, having sex compulsively?

Like I said, we don't really speak to each other, and the weirder part is that I can't even get a laugh out of her to get her attention or anything. She laughs with her friends, her friends laugh at my stuff, her family laughs at my stuff, but it's like my attempts at humour are totally lost on her. I'm very, very good at making people laugh, too. It's practically my specialty.

Re: Gentlemen.
 

I thought porno was directly relative to life.

I really wish I had good advice to give you. Cause you seem like a good guy and I want you to succeed, but quite honestly I'm nothing but a giant failure with women. Maybe try dumbing your humor down a bit or just work out a lot or something.

Re: Gentlemen.
 

Your advice was fine. It's just the situation that's terrible, maybe I went to the man's house more than once a year, something could happen.

You're a good man, Ronald_Jesch, and I can't give any reputation to you. I'm going to sit back and listen to opera. Get my thoughts off her.

Re: Gentlemen.
 

Sounds like she's just not familiar with you, she just needs to get to know you better.

Re: Gentlemen.
 

That is what I'm getting to.

What embarrassed me was that I read A Picture of Dorian Gray last year, and so did she. Now I feel like I'm reading a teen girl's romance story.

On the plus side of the vacation, I did get to visit my niece. 3 years old, and woke me up every morning.

Re: Gentlemen.
 

Bring it up, maybe she'll think that's cool or sensitive.