| Mr. Matt | August 7th, 2009 09:21 AM |
Re: The Pentagon Anounces the Creation of The USRSF
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Originally Posted by Commissar MercZ
(Post 4965878)
They'll get lost in Canada, just wait.
| Canada doesn't exist. Neither does Europe, the Middle East, Asia, Australia, South America, Central America, nor either pole.
In fact, the only 'real' foreign country is Mexico.
Those of us claiming to be from countries other than the United States or Mexico are actually making it up, as we are being paid to do so by the government. All those maps you have seen which show other countries are fake, and any photographs of 'foreign' places are all either Photoshopped, or are real places in America that few Americans have ever seen (the Great Pyramid and the Colosseum are good examples of this). The entire story about most Americans being descended from European, African and even Asian settlers/immigrants is entirely fabricated - even our family trees have been altered without our knowledge.
This is all part of a huge government conspiracy to make it seem as though the US has foreign enemies, so that US citizens feel more patriotic and less likely to revolt. As no US citizen ever tries to traverse the endless oceans that reside at the edge of our country (and those that do, are captured and placed into VR simulations) most of them do not know any different.
I am taking a huge risk in revealing all of this to you. I actually reside in Idaho, and I imagine that Federal agents will be on my doorstep soon. But I felt you all had a right to know that America really is the only country in the world. You should still arm yourselves, though, as those unAmerican Mexicans have designs on our paradise. THIS IS WHAT REDNECKS ACTUALLY BELIEVE!!1 | 