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I caught my dad with my GF I've had my GF for 2 years now (practically lives with me) - small white, petite thang, cooks for me, always been good to me. I go away on holiday for a week, come back and something just doesn't seem right. I asked my Father if he had seen anything happen with my GF and he acts clueless. So fast forward to 3 weeks later... I'm coming home from work when BAM clear as day, right in my Kitchen I catch my Father red handed with his meat in my GF. I was pi**ed, told him to get his meat out of GF and GTFO, needless to say my GF got turned off. I just couldn't get over it and that night kicked my GF to the curb. Now it's been 2 weeks since the incident and that I've been without my GF and about 10 minutes ago my Father had the audacity to ask my how my GF has been, when he's the damn reason we ain't together no more. Should I get off the computer and start swinging at him? OR Pack my stuff and be on my way. Here's pics of my GF for you guys as I know you'll ask. http://blogs.cisco.com/news_img/geor...an%20grill.jpg |
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Re: I caught my dad with my GF Ok, ill admit, I was reading and thought troll...however, this turned out awesome. Bravo. |
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Re: I caught my dad with my GF Who wouldn't want to wank thinking about a GF like that. |
Re: I caught my dad with my GF Put his meat in your GF and let his meat burn! Sweet revenge! |
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Re: I caught my dad with my GF Can I put my meat in your GF? |
Re: I caught my dad with my GF I use microwave... |
Re: I caught my dad with my GF Microwave ain't as good for your meat. |
Re: I caught my dad with my GF Yeah, you gotta use a GF if you really want your meat to let out its juices. |
Re: I caught my dad with my GF I just like my meat warm and filled with juices...I like them to come out during the act, GF takes all the juices away itself. MW just gives me exactly what I need, some warmth...and when I get that I fill myself with the meat and it releases its juices inside me. |
Re: I caught my dad with my GF Priceless :lol: |
Re: I caught my dad with my GF Your GF doesn't even need lubrication, it just lubricates itself with the meat. No need for microwaved butter then! |
Re: I caught my dad with my GF ALways apply some butter on your GF, or olive oil if you must, just to be sure your meat can be easily pulled from your GF! |
Re: I caught my dad with my GF Be sure to take all safety precautions, as well. |
Re: I caught my dad with my GF Hmm... /me scribbles a note. Spend less time on the internet. GF does not refer to GamingForums all the time. |
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Re: I caught my dad with my GF Mmm... Just the way I like it... Lean meat. |
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Where did you find this? Because I read this on another forum about a week ago. |
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Re: I caught my dad with my GF I think found it on the internet |
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Re: I caught my dad with my GF I put my penis in your GF, and then it scalded it to a lovely golden brown perfection. |
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Thank you Blank Stare... thank you, your sig saved my retinas... |
Re: I caught my dad with my GF why or why did I click the link! Nobody that old should ever be allowed naked...ever.:eek: |
Re: I caught my dad with my GF What the fuck man. |
Re: I caught my dad with my GF She had stunnah shades on though. LINK FIXED! Now all the jokes make sense again. |
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Re: I caught my dad with my GF thank you! I felt like Lot's wife...holy sh't! |
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Re: I caught my dad with my GF No. I am your father. |
Re: I caught my dad with my GF As the most recent example of exemplary spam, I will not let this thread die. |
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