funniest thing ur brother or sister ever did

[mathwizi2005]

just now, i found out that my lil bro's mattress had captured and held all his farts and every time he jumps on it, a wall of stink captures the room like a shockwave

it smelt like 5 racoons died and decomposed inside his mattress!
HE KNEW IT WOULD DO THAT!!!!!

[Ensign Riles]

[Ḷëģöläš]

[Miltonmonkey]

[Dragonelf68]

:adminp ower:

[Ensign Riles]

[Dipship]

My brother broke a bone in his hand when he punched me in the head. I thought that was pretty funny.

[Red Menace]

The greatest trick my brother or sister ever played was convinving the world that they didn't exist.

[The-Bleh-Bleh]

Red Menace: You mean they killed themselves? In either a metaphorical or literal sense? Think about it.

Err, funniest thing... well my brother hated his haircut and tried to fix it with scotch tape ahahah. Also, I once pushed him in the washing machine when he was just a wee lad. Wait, that's not funny ._.

[Dragonelf68]

The funniest thing my sister did was get so angry, it got 12000 heart attacks at once. I laughed my ass off. My surgery was right after the funeral.