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Re: 72 Virgins Club

It's the internetz, it's full of virgins. Probably moar than 72.

Re: 72 Virgins Club

I hope a re-virginized Penelope Cruz is up in Heaven somewhere

http://www.blogfabulous.com/wp-conte...elope-cruz.png

Re: 72 Virgins Club

That kid has a lot of enthusiasm for terrorism.

Re: 72 Virgins Club

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Originally Posted by Ronald_Jesch (Post 4766726)

That kid has a lot of enthusiasm for virgins.

Adjusted.

Re: 72 Virgins Club

That kid's a pre-pube, he has no use for virgins. Therefore they should be given to me.

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wonder how his parents feel.....

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That kid's a pre-pube, he has no use for virgins. Therefore they should be given to me.

If Spamallah wills it then yes, but you might get the mixed combo package if you know what I mean.

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If Spamallah wills it then yes, but you might get the mixed combo package if you know what I mean.

I'll let you have the bad half.

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Thing is, they are virgins but that does not mean they have not fooled around before. This is why I am going to write a book about their previous experiences, before Spamallah willed that the virgins should be yours.

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If they've fooled around before and are still virgins that a good thing. Because maybe they'll know things.

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I don't know you as well as I thought I did Aero. I would have bet money that this thread would have been FOR 72 virgins, not about them.

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You are right. I should have made a thread for the poor virgins. Selfish Aeroflot. Bad

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Oh wait did you think I was making fun of someone else's thread?

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Seeing the name itself is offensive to some people, I really don't see why that would matter

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Get out of my forum, Warforger. Your name offends me

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It's Spamming Forum, people get offended all the time.

Re: 72 Virgins Club

You dare reject Spamallah's gift to you?? :eek: This is definitely the work of Spamshaitan on your worldly mind.

Re: 72 Virgins Club

Like I said, we're splitting that kid's 72 virgins because he doesn't need them.

Re: 72 Virgins Club

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Originally Posted by AegenemmnoN (Post 4766935)

I only need 71.

Because you yourself is the 72th?

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Originally Posted by Aeroflot (Post 4766699)

http://www.latinamericanstudies.org/...RA-226-WEB.jpg

There aren't 72 virgins there. Your argument is invalid.

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Lenin was definitely a mac daddy.

Re: 72 Virgins Club

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Originally Posted by BadHairDay (Post 4767195)

There aren't 72 virgins there. Your argument is invalid.

Hitler counts for 88 so there are actually more than 72 :naughty:

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I can see it now: Osama bin Laden goes up to the gates of Heaven where George Washington comes out, says, "How dare you defile what I have created," and starts wailing on his ass, then 70 other members of the Continental Congress come out and start kicking the shit out of him. Osama will say, "Hey, wait! Where are my virgins?" "71 *Virginians*, you asshole!"

--Robin Williams

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Originally Posted by Aeroflot (Post 4767419)

Hitler counts for 88 so there are actually more than 72 :naughty:

I did not see Hitler, I stand corrected.

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For people (Muslims) who claim to severly condemn sexual temptation and degenaracy and call the western world decedant and degenerates.

Yet their misguided Idea of Heaven is built upon decedance, sexual perversion and degeneracy

Laughable really!

And I am on Spamming Forum and this reply is rrather serious so :rofl: :moon: :beer:;) :cya: :smokin::bawl::sleep:

Re: 72 Virgins Club

Well, we have had a few serious threads in here.

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Originally Posted by BadHairDay (Post 4767478)

Well, we have had a few serious threads in here.

Yes, but those who posted them were all killed in "unfortunate Accidents"

Re: 72 Virgins Club

Why is the number fixed at 72? What if i wanted 73?

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You go to hell for the last one.

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Why is the number fixed at 72? What if i wanted 73?

I think I'd get tired around 40, I'd have to take a break and have a sammich.

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Originally Posted by Ronald_Jesch (Post 4767612)

I think I'd get tired around 40, I'd have to take a break and have a sammich.

You sir, are not a real man!

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Originally Posted by BadHairDay (Post 4767590)

You go to hell for the last one.

That's not fair...

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Are you sure this isn't the 72 Virginians Club?

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You sir, are not a real man!

I just said I'd get tired, I never said I'd quit for good. I'd just have to take a break.

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Originally Posted by Ronald_Jesch (Post 4767712)

I just said I'd get tired, I never said I'd quit for good. I'd just have to take a break.

Real men never take a break. They continue fucking.

Re: 72 Virgins Club

You're gonna pull a hammy doing that.

Re: 72 Virgins Club

Virgins aren't that... good....

Re: 72 Virgins Club

So they are collectors items :D

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Originally Posted by Serio (Post 4767133)

Because you yourself is the 72th?

Hahahaha. Ouch man. Ouch.

+ rep though.