72 Virgins Club

[Homer Gonerson]

I can see it now: Osama bin Laden goes up to the gates of Heaven where George Washington comes out, says, "How dare you defile what I have created," and starts wailing on his ass, then 70 other members of the Continental Congress come out and start kicking the shit out of him. Osama will say, "Hey, wait! Where are my virgins?" "71 *Virginians*, you asshole!"

--Robin Williams

[Badha1rday]

Originally Posted by Aeroflot

Hitler counts for 88 so there are actually more than 72

I did not see Hitler, I stand corrected.

[Crusader]

For people (Muslims) who claim to severly condemn sexual temptation and degenaracy and call the western world decedant and degenerates.

Yet their misguided Idea of Heaven is built upon decedance, sexual perversion and degeneracy

Laughable really!

And I am on Spamming Forum and this reply is rrather serious so

[Badha1rday]

Well, we have had a few serious threads in here.

[Crusader]

Originally Posted by BadHairDay

Well, we have had a few serious threads in here.

Yes, but those who posted them were all killed in "unfortunate Accidents"

[Sl4sh]

Why is the number fixed at 72? What if i wanted 73?

[Badha1rday]

You go to hell for the last one.

[Mitch Connor]

Why is the number fixed at 72? What if i wanted 73?

I think I'd get tired around 40, I'd have to take a break and have a sammich.

[Sl4sh]

Originally Posted by Ronald_Jesch

I think I'd get tired around 40, I'd have to take a break and have a sammich.

You sir, are not a real man!

[Sl4sh]

Originally Posted by BadHairDay

You go to hell for the last one.

That's not fair...