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Someone go start another masturbation thread. It's about time we had another one.

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You just did, idiot.

By the way, I've never put a finger on my willy. Ever.

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No I mean a real masturbation thread... like in the pub or gd.

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Originally Posted by Jeffro (Post 4530227)

You just did, idiot.

By the way, I've never put a finger on my willy. Ever.

YOU haven't... :naughty:

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Originally Posted by Jeffro (Post 4530227)

You just did, idiot.

By the way, I've never put a finger on my willy. Ever.

So you use your entire hand?

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He who does not fap, does not gain.

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Originally Posted by Day_Man (Post 4530239)

So you use your entire hand?

I use my unwashed feet.

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Originally Posted by Jeffro (Post 4530248)

I use my unwashed feet.

I do it with my eye.

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Originally Posted by Serio (Post 4530247)

He who does not fap, does not gain.

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. now I get it. never heard that euphemism before.

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Originally Posted by Lord Foppington (Post 4530260)

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. now I get it. never heard that euphemism before.

I hereby, with the powers given to me by myself, proclaim you Lord Fappington.

Fapping does not gain you what sex does; Problems.

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What region of the world is that used?

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Originally Posted by Lord Foppington (Post 4530277)

What region of the world is that used?

Faptasistan.

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I jerk off my dick with my other dick.

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Originally Posted by Aeroflot (Post 4530292)

I jerk off my dick with my other dick.

A dick in the hand is better than ten in the bush.

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Actually, it was unintentional. I just changed "bird" to "dick".

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Is everybody masturbating right now?

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Originally Posted by Frieden (Post 4530312)

Is everybody masturbating right now?

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c281/Serio17/1068.gifN... No why?

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I want to I found this great porn vid today.

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You sit on it but you can't take it with you. What is it?

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Originally Posted by Aeroflot (Post 4530319)

I want to I found this great porn vid today.

"History of Pokemon"?

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Originally Posted by Aeroflot (Post 4530320)

You sit on it but you can't take it with you. What is it?

mr_moron_man?

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Quick which letter of the word pokemon is accented?

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Masturbation is a lot like a certain game; you try and ignore it for as long as you can, you try and replace it with the real thing, but eventually you don't get any and you remember the Game.

Then you lose the game, and so does your unborn offspring.

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poor sperm, no egg to go too :(

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Originally Posted by Minnesnowtan (Post 4530566)

Everytime you masturbate, you kill a child. :lookaround:

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God also kills a kitty, and kittys are just plain awesome.

Spoiler:

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Started on page 90 and went back to 125 and I did not find it...

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Originally Posted by Serio (Post 4530813)

Everytime you masturbate, you kill a child. :lookaround:

I thought God kills a kitten.

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I masturbate 10 days a week. Yeah, that right. 10 days a week!

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How many times in those 10 days? Do the 3 extra days look warpy or some shit?

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Originally Posted by BadHairDay (Post 4531605)

I thought God kills a kitten.

That's when you have intercourse with a cat.

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Does he kill the cat and your penis at the same time?

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only when you put it in to the cat's ear, because it's head explodes

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Originally Posted by BadHairDay (Post 4532015)

Does he kill the cat and your penis at the same time?

Part of the cat survives. Your legs don't. :naughty:

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Awesome! I DON'T NEED MY LEGS!

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Originally Posted by BadHairDay (Post 4532027)

Awesome! I DON'T NEED MY LEGS!

*Grabs saw* Stand still then.

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I like cats more than I do dogs...

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Originally Posted by Penguin_Unit (Post 4532061)

I like cats more than I do dogs...

So you screw dogs, but you always wanted to screw cats?

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Screw masturbation!

:hump:

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Originally Posted by Frieden (Post 4532083)

Screw masturbation!

:hump:

Screw:hump:!

:hump3: